realistic jobs you can do

Let's be realistic here, you can't do anything.  So what can you do that won't overtax your talents and still provide you with a good living?

Janitor - Businesses always need janitors.  It's an honest living, and you provide a much needed service.

Garbageman - The money these guys make is surprisingly good.  Plus, you'll keep in great shape.

Zamboni driver - if you are a hockey fan, this may be a dream job come true.  If you play your cards right, you may clean the rink of a major NHL team someday.