/lounge/ - Do you love jezus christ?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-20 18:16

I love Jezus Christ because he created us all. He loves us all unconditionally and will forgive us all our sins, even wayward heidens like you. Jezus Christ loves you a lot, and you know it's true because the bible said so. You must love Jezus Christ back unconditionally, because you wouldn't be here now if there was no Jezus Christ.

I mean, what kind of person can not love Jezus Christ? The bible clearly states Jezus Christ is our saviour, our mesias. Jezus Christ will love you anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-20 18:19

mhm mhm and the bible is true cause the bible says that the bible is true and if you remember from ealier in this sentance, every part of the bible is true.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-20 18:56

I LOVE JEZUS CHRIST LOLZ

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-20 19:11

i do

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-20 22:39

<3 Raptor Jesus. He went extinct for your sins.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-20 22:49

I met Jezus Christ once. I stole his wallet, but all he had was food stamps.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-22 22:52

hmm, thoughgt that was "god"
but yeah that bastered. think I need to be saved. I had everything under control.
I say Jezus Chris is responable for 9/11

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-22 23:22

Wow, 'Jezus' really does sound cooler with a 'z' in his name.

Now if only they'd change it to 'Jezuz' or 'J-zuz', he'd be set.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-23 0:05

g-zus

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-23 1:15

BIBLE = TEXT IDOLATRY
VOODOO OR GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-23 3:32

Jeeziz

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-23 3:33

Cheezies

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-23 3:56

Cheese zits

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-23 12:43

i dont love jesus cause i dont have to :P

free choice > j00

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-23 14:35

That fag doesn't exist.
He used to be a normal guy and that's all he was. Not some comic book super hero.

Hope this clears everything up for you, because you shouldn't waste all your time in church, you could be making it further in GTA San Andreas.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-23 14:56

>>1
Are you annuda one of them darn FBI boys?

Name: > 2006-10-23 15:27

Y HELO DER

Do you love jezus christ?

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