4chan has corrupted my basic thought patterns

so im sitting here in class in an uncomfortable chair and i realize ive lost all feeling in my ass for the third time today. i think to myself "ow, my ass really hurts" and at the same moment the wheelchair kid in my class rolls by and i think "damn, he must have it pretty bad"

not because hes in a wheelchair. because his ass must be really sore


i am a horrible person