Lesbians

What's the definition of confusion?
..Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
...Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

A senseless waste of pussy

hot lesbians need to be re-trained (by my cock).

Ugly dykes need to be herded into cattle cars and driven into the sea.