oh, shi moments!

i'll start.

i had just got done servicing myself. my mother comes into my room which smells like cum.

oh, shi-.

I'm ridin' dirty, they hatin', patrollin'

oh shi-

>>1

^^

Was watching porn, dad comes in my room.

OH SHI-

lol

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My room ALWAYS smells like cum, so I never had a problem with it after they got used to it.

What the fuck? No one in my family ever complains about the family room smelling of come, yes I live in the family room. Either something is seriously wrong with your come, or people in my family are stupid as shit. Which might just be true, I'm better off fapping to porn and shit while they're standing next to me, rather than while they're all sleeping, there's less of a chance of me being caught.

they probably wipe it off and leave the evidence in their room stinking the place up