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There is a chick in class i want

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-13 9:51

But i have no idea how to approach it. She's sorta goth, but really pretty. And no, rape won't do, or anything like that. Any tips how to get her to like me / ask her out? Lol

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-13 10:51

you can start with saying hi to her.

i'm not very experienced in such matters, but if i were you, i would try to make it seem spontanious.  like if she happens to walk up and stand near you, smile and say hi right away. (make sure you say it right away, cause if you delay and take time to work up the nerve to say it, she'll know you're a creep.)

there's web sites and books about the art of picking up women.  try reading some of them.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-13 11:11

>>1
dont be a fool. stick it in her pooper.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-13 13:51

>>3

Sure, but need her to be a g/f to do so. No rape

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-13 14:21

When you see her, say i want to fuck you
you have 50% chance that she say yes
if she say no, there are plenty of girl in the world so there nothing to lose man


Name: Anonymous 2006-10-13 14:44

Not just looking to fuck her lol. Seriously, i want her to get to like me x.x.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-13 17:05

Not that i wouldn't mind fucking her brains out tbh.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-13 17:07

>>6
why do you want her to like you? DO NOT WANT

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-13 17:36

DO WANT.

Anyway, any more tips? >.>

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-13 18:33

Come to school in black eyeliner and lipstick, also shove a few rolled up socks in your pants. When you walk by eachother, say "H-h-he-hey." make sure to make the stuttering sound authentic, and scratch said socks. Instant winrar.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-13 18:34

>>10
no socks, socks make women feel inferior.

and no scratching either, that is quite possibly the most disgusting thing to look at evar

but eyeliner + lipstick = win

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-13 20:34

>>11
It worked for me though..

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-13 20:58

Have you ever actually just spoken to her?

If you're not so confident about that, then try to gauge her basic likes and dislikes from afar before approach.

And gamble. It's a hard thing to do but eventually you've just got to say SOMETHING to this person. Otherwise someone else will and you're chance will have passed you by.

Name: Dan 2006-10-13 23:56

Pee in her butt in class.  Her peers will tease her, she will become a social outcast, and she will have to accept you.  You are her last resort, so why not make it happen.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 0:01

Or cunt-punt her in the hallway. That will make her subconsciously associate you with her impacts on her pussy, so once things calm down between you two you'll be in for sure.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 0:52

stick it in her pooper

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 2:56

>>13
you're being too soft on the OP.

OP is a dickless piece of shit who clearly cannot function in social situations since he is asking 4chan for advice on blindingly obvious things.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 3:25

give up, you have no chance

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 3:28

tell her to get on her knees and open her mouth wide with her chin up.

Then take off your pants and take a shit in her mouth. My friend did it once, true story. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 3:30

>>19
But how does the story end?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 5:05

Pee in her butt in class.  Her peers will tease her, she will become a social outcast, and she will have to accept you.  You are her last resort, so why not make it happen.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 12:39

>>1
gtfo loser

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 18:53

>>22

Someone on the internet told me to GTFO, man, i really should listen!!



...Eat shit already ^^.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 19:27

act real shy and ask her if she wants to go out sometime. if she agrees stab her 44 times in the tits and cut out her uterus after a nice dinner at an italian place

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 21:40

...stab in the tits? o.o;;

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-14 21:51

>>25
PROTIP: Stop being a weeaboo faggot

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