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Let's mess with Roy Masters

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-08 11:22

Roy Masters is some sort of cult-like guy who runs this "advice line" show.  He says he can solve all of our problems, so why can't he solve our copypastas?  Let's inundate him with classic copypasta, acting as if we're really having the problems from them.  Be as pathetic as possible, be contrite if it's something bad, be sad if it's something like you getting abused.

At this URL you can listen to his nationally syndicated talk show: http://www.fhu.com/player/advice_line_live.html

THE SHOW IS LIVE AT THESE TIMES, AT OTHER TIMES YOU WON'T GET THROUGH BECAUSE IT'S PLAYING RECORDED PROGRAMS:
Live program times:
Mon-Fri 10pm to 12am, West Coast time.
Mon-Fri 12am to 2am, Central time.
Mon-Fri  1am to 3am, East Coast time

Number to call to get on the air:
800-866-8883

About Roy Masters:
http://www.fhu.com/aboutroy.html

Copypasta archive for inspiration:
http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Copypasta

Don't start in with sar~fat's rant right off the bat, we need to string him along for a while, make him think that we're being serious.  Brownie points if you record it and post a link. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-08 11:23

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-08 12:58

Copypasta archive for inspiration:
http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Copypasta

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-08 12:58

Copypasta archive for inspiration:
http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Copypasta

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-08 12:59

Copypasta archive for inspiration:
http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Copypasta

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-08 12:59

Copypasta archive for inspiration:
http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Copypasta

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-08 12:59

Copypasta archive for inspiration:
http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Copypasta

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-08 14:32

>>7
>>6
>>5
>>4
>>3
eat shit

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-08 23:30

>>8
And die?

Not a tripfag

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-09 2:27

Sorry, wrong copypasta link:
http://etherchan.org/wiki/index.php/Copypasta

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-09 17:44

Why the fuck has this place been taken over by uncreative, unfunny assholes who can't do anything?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-09 17:44

All the posts here suck.  Make me an admin, 4chan.  I'll fuck them up!

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 3:06


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