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the perfect woman

Name: aussieaussie 2006-10-07 10:03

Q. Whats the definition of a perfect woman ?

A. a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.

b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.

c) The economy model fucks all night and at midnight turn into a roastbeef sandwich and a sixpack.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-07 10:05

Who wouldn't choose c?

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-07 12:41

>>1

I choose d) ;)

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-07 12:42

I agree with >>35.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-07 14:50

HEY 18+ gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-07 16:02

E. Warm and loving, yet turns on like a lightbulb.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-07 16:57

>>3
D? As in /d/? As in.. Chick with a dick? As in.. Oh, that's pretty gay.

Name: Anonymous 2006-10-07 19:57

definately, C

the perfect woman

1 Name: aussieaussie 2006-10-07 10:03

2 Name: Anonymous 2006-10-07 10:05

3 Name: Anonymous 2006-10-07 12:41

4 Name: Anonymous 2006-10-07 12:42

5 Name: Anonymous 2006-10-07 14:50

6 Name: Anonymous 2006-10-07 16:02

7 Name: Anonymous 2006-10-07 16:57

8 Name: Anonymous 2006-10-07 19:57