i mastubate twice last week, and 2 of my neighbours died after i masturbate on the next morning, i haven't mastubate since then, i afraid i might kill another innocent peoples
i guess "God kills kitten everytime you masturbate" is not a joke afterall.
>>1
Just masturbate, you didn't cause a death by touching a certain body part of yourself. If you engaged in killing them and masturbating while/before their death then it's acceptable.
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Anonymous2006-10-06 12:30
>>1
Oh hi hurricane Katrina was really my fart. ^___________^;;
Also, my fat cousin decided to do the "cannon ball" trick when he was on vacation in Indonesia in late 2004. You don't want to know how that one ended... ( "-_-)
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Anonymous2006-10-06 15:10
I PEED LAST WEEK AND FRANTISEK FAJTL, CZECH WWII FIGHTER PILOT, DIED.