I've been banned from every board

I've been banned from every board. Whenever I want to go to /s/, I see that god damn Bee penis shit. Argh this fucking sucks ass.

When I got b& I saw some cute little pictures usually involving moot or girls that look like moot.

This can only lead to one conclusion. I have a thing for moot, and you love teh cock.

Or bees. More likely it's cock though.

I got banned from /b/ just because I posted "ds" to the policy statement enacted a month or so ago, but after that I could go to every other board and post there I just couldnt post in /b/. Now for some reason I've been banned from all the boards except for /b/ (which I still can't post in).

BEE PENIS? OH GAWD, HOT! FAPFAPFAP PICS PLZ

I've been getting a few emails in so I've decided, instead of replying to each one individually, to simply post a topic about it here.

What is The Facesitting of Moses?

The Facesitting of Moses (or FOM) is a society of people who celebrate the act of facesitting upon biblical characters (most often Moses). Facesitting is a sexual practice, in which one partner (usually the dominant one) sits on the face of the sub allowing anal/oral access. This may also entail the prevention of breathing.

FOM has a cult following around the world and is thought to now have over 80 members. It was originally founded on 4Chan in early 2007 and is gaining popularity around the web.

The current official FOM symbol:

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Earlier version:

( )( ) <--- Ass
0_0 <--- Moses


Controversy in the media

Much hysteria sprung up after the founding of FOM, with some going as far as calling it "a sacrilegious movement", "shameless" and "lame shit". The FOM leader responded to these claims with "Both the followers of FOM and myself appreciate the fact that some non-believers may not be able to understand why we behave in the way we do, why we feel the way we do. The fact is, you have Christianity. You have Buddhism. You now have The Facesitting of Moses. What is the big problem? I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".

This article has been taken from the Fom.com website (a work in progress. Coming soon!).

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses