Whenever I give change to a homeless man...

...I typically say, "If you become a millionaire, remember my face".

I do it for good karma, but I know he won't remember anything that happened that day after he drinks his bottle of rubbing alcohol.

That's my confession for the day.

I told you to leave /newpol/ alone. I told you to leave /newpol/ alone.

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I usually say the opposite. In fact, I don't give them money any more after stalking one of them and finding out that they were obscenely more wealthy than I could ever imagine becoming.

Seriously, they are complete dicks. There's a reason why panhandling is illegal and it's because of dicks like that.

Even the luggage -check doesn't work anymore because rich people have noticed that the homeless have trouble securing their property and so they simulate the same as the actors that they are.

There supposed to give you change.