Don't you hate it when you take a shit

and right after you're done you gotta go again in like 1/2 an hour

that just happened to me except mine was a period of 2.5 hours

I hate the ones that you wipe forever and STILL cant get your ass clean.

story of my life

pasty shits are the worst. You just know when you're squeezing it out and you dread cutting it off because that's going to cost you a good 10 minutes of wiping

Gross

never

I get those Stingy soquid shit, worst part is when I'm soquiding in the toilet for 2 hours, then I have to whip my ass and I think it's clean I go but all of a sudden boom I shart and my boxers are cover with my soquid shit.

oh btw I'm lactose tolerant and all I eat is cereal and hot pockets

lets talka bout sex baby

i've been waiting an eternity for someone to bring this up
 
                        YES

When you need to fart and press the fart out but instead of gas is liquid shit... thats gross.

>>1
That's fucking annoying. Where's the satisfaction if you need to do it all over again in a short while?

>>2
Fucking hate that as well. Especially when you want to get on with something you can't coz you gotta get you ass clean.

>>4
I hate it when the whole shit doesn't go out by itself and you have to clench your ass to snip it off. In doing so, you squelch shit between your cheeks and you've got proper lumps to wipe off before even getting to the standard wiping.

>>10
That's a serious case of "Oh fuck."

What about those times where you have to put a hellish amount effort in, only to get a nearly inexistent, tightly compacted amount shit out?

>>12

It is not advised to "press"/"force" it. Pressing causes hemorrhoid. :/

You people need to eat more fibre in the morning.

>>14
I do eat fibre but it make's fuck all difference.

>>12
Sometimes it gets so bad, I have to physically press down my stomach in the hopes of squeezing out the shit manually, a la toothpaste.

telll your boyfriend not to stick it in so deep fag