Name: Anonymous 2006-09-20 22:20
So I parked in the back autos lot, because of that stupid parking nazi, but ill move back sometime later to the front, cause the back makes me leave earlier so i run into a buncha douchebags leaving and then we have to drive around some dumbass that parked a truck on the exit road. wtf. Yea. Hay i was sad today during lunch. Derek usually leaves halfway thru for [(AP)] bio, but ben decided that his AP bio paper was worth more than time with me, so he left too. Well then erin had whatsherface (foriegn exchange girl) and then this other wierd guy that came in, and they left 10 minutes early. I was really pissed. Sitting. With no one but kyle. What. The. Fuck. Well then i went oh okay ill just talk with them 7th hour. And then you guys up and leave for the library. Which i realized i didnt have my wallet upon entering. So I sat alone. Again. I feel soo betrayed. I hate my life. Maybe if i had a close relationship with a certain person who was into the same things as me... Well okay yea. I was kinda wary on the way home cause i forgot my whole frickin wallet at home, plus my motherfuckin belt, so i was running around looking like homie number 3. Yea. So after school i went to Best BUY with dan to go look at some stuff. Well anywhay so after browsing at all these overpriced loads of shit (cept for the 300 cd changer, that was coo) we went to go check out. We passed by the "geek squad" (should be the shithole squad) and there was an emachine being fixed. lol. Well anywhay we were walking out and the gate thing beeped when i went thru it. So theres these guys that come up and are like "hey did you know there was a 2 gig memory stick in your back pocket?" like all friendly and shit and i was like "did you know that your ass smells like jello?" and they were like "wtf this guys wasted" and i was like "actually, bitch, YOURE wasted" and i busted out my .9 and FUCKIN WASTED his sorry jello ass. Then I waved it in the other bitches face and i was all like "YO FAG YOU BET A START BUSTIN' DAMN RHYMS NOW OR I MA GONNA SHOVE THIS GUN SOO FAR UP YOUR ASS" not really, but it sounded cool and blew him away. So there was this sumbitch clerk that called the FUCKIN ARMY on my ass. So all of a sudden theres this FUCKIN SWAT team that like CRASHES thru the FUCKIN ceiling and like shootin the SHIt outa tha FUCKIN floor. So i dive behind the FUCKIN counter and use this FUCKIN BOSE home surround system as a shield. SO pretty soon theres like a SHITLOAD of lead flyin on by and i was all like "dats cool". So then im like going like BULLETTIME on their FUCKIn asses and like dodging shit left and right!! so then thers like this guy behind the "games for windows" box and i pull a FUCKIN Reminton 22 gauge out of my FUCKIN pants and blow the FUCKIN guy head into an overpriced piece of shit subwoofer and im all like "HOWS THAT FUCKIN BASE BITCH!" But then i was TOTALLY out of FUCKIN ammo so i pulled out my PSP and slammed this piece of shit called "NBA LIVE" in there and FUCKIN started shooting FSCKIN UMD's at the motherfuckers. On a side note, i hate Motherfuckers. Especially motherfucking snakes. On a motherfuckin plane. But anywhay. where was i? Oh yea. SO I FUCKIN BLOW THE GODDAMN GUYS GODDAMN JUGULAR OUT OF HIS FUCKIN NECK AND IT SPRAYed ALL OVER THE FUCKIN $20,000 PLASMAS! Well anyway, i walked outta there shootin my PSP with one hand and some swat guy's sg-1 with the FUCKIN other and then i meet dan in his car to the sweet sound of red zone. I think i popped some more heads on the way to the Subway (the restaurant). I did throw an empty mag outta the window and killed someone, which is really kickass. Yea. So then i went home and then went to my bassoon lesson and ran some sunofabitch over cause he was there and i was driving, bitch. I did get a cool new PSP game. Its called FUCK YOU HAHA that one snuck up on YA! Okay so then i got back and my bro was like "FUCK THIS FUCKIN DENTIST CAUSE HE FUCKIN FUCKED UP MY FUCKIN MOUTH" and i was like "sure thing g." So i went over to the fuckin dentist and gave him his own dental job.. With my 9. and my bro was all like "cut the drugs man". So i did. So now im thinking about doing my homework. And wasting your time. If you liked my work please give me money. Alrighty then. ENDIF