Online Faggorty

I have been chatting to this chick online right. And well, i really like her, altho she is half the world away, literally. See i loook forward to her coming online, think about her a tons etc etc. She has already stated how much she likes me so the bacon is there for the making. However there is no way i can go there for ages and no way she can come here either. So i dunno what to do, and i have never indulged in on line faggotry before so i just dunno what to do.

>>7
gradually act more and more depressed when you talk to her. start talking to her about death poems, etc, and then leave her a death note saying you're about to blow your brains out, and after that, never talk to her again.

problem solved.