Everytime I cum in bed, I clean up with a tissue and throw it on the floor. About 30 seconds later my girl dog comes in and eats the tissue. Coincidence? Or does person cum remind them of dog cum?
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Anonymous2006-09-18 0:56
My cat has an annoying tendency to walk into the room when I'm trying to jack off. It's intensely disturbing.
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Anonymous2006-09-18 2:10
>>1 >>2
You're just lying to perpetuate this idea that animals like it when you cum. They won't lick you, get over it.
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Anonymous2006-09-18 5:23
My cat tries to get into the bathroom every time I take a shit.
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Anonymous2006-09-18 9:44
dog jizz is nothing like human, its more like human urine after youve eaten 200 bowls of sugerpuffs
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Anonymous2006-09-18 13:53
I have a pet duck and it keeps on going in the toilet. We have a large clean perfectly good pond outside, but I guess sometimes it's too cold or something.
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Anonymous2006-09-18 18:45
Yes, they can fucking smell it. How the fuck do you think girls get dogs to lick/mount them? Or guys get bitches to react to them? Animals have a stronger sense of smell than you. They can pick up your scent.
Once they link your smell to sex their instincts for reproduction will kick in.
But chances are your stupid dog is just eating it because it's a funny smell or is trying to clean it up.
Also no, dog cum/bitch lube is nothing like the human equivalent. The smell, texture, and taste is vastly different.
I'm a fucking vet you retard. I dont screw animals. Try being an animal doctor for a small amount of time. Watch how many morons come in asking questions like this.
Most of them can be answered with simple knowledge of how species breed. And you dont have to be smart to listen to an idiot try and explain how they hurt thier dog trying to stick their penis in it.
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Anonymous2006-09-18 18:58
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Kinda like how when you're a doctor you get used to people coming in saying "Uh, I kinda have to get this thing removed from... uh, you know where," and it turns out to be a hamster.
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Anonymous2006-09-18 22:41
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Anonymous2006-09-18 23:08
>>8
lmao, fucking retard, get off 4chan and kill yourself. Do you think anyone who knows that a pentagram is a wiccan symbol and not a Satanic one dances around naked and sacrifices babies, too?
1.- You have a big dick :$
2.- You can steal anything.
3.- You dont have to work.
4.- Everyone is afraid of you for bieng a nigger.
5.- Girls will always be sexually satified with you.
6.- Almost all niggers are tall and muscular.
7.- You get the white girls.
8.- You can rob anything and you dont loose reputation, on the contrary your reputations goes up, echat time you are in jail.