Closing /b/

We have decided that the ammounts of complaints we are recieving about content posted on /b/ has risen a lot. To prevent legal action, the /b/ board will be closed until further notice.

shut up fag.

atlast

It is not enough to simply shut down /b/, they must also throw the worst of the /b/tards in a gitmo style prison camp.

no /b/ would b...

no more expressions of our sick minds.. what's the fun of that?

We have decided that the ammounts of complaints we are recieving about content posted on /lounge/ has risen a lot. To prevent legal action, the /lounge/ board will be closed until further notice.

We have decided that the ammounts of complaints we are recieving about content posted on the internet has risen a lot. To prevent legal action, the internet will be closed until further notice.

This is an outrage

NOOO, now i will never know what 13m get was...

>>1
ok lol

>>6
meh. it's probably for the better.

>>7
die in a fire.

We have decided that the ammounts of complaints we are recieving about content coming from human beings has risen a lot. To prevent legal action, the the human race will be closed until further notice.

>>11
didnt u already do that once. there was a lot of water

I've been getting a few emails in so I've decided, instead of replying to each one individually, to simply post a topic about it here.

What is The Facesitting of Moses?

The Facesitting of Moses (or FOM) is a society of people who celebrate the act of facesitting upon biblical characters (most often Moses). Facesitting is a sexual practice, in which one partner (usually the dominant one) sits on the face of the sub allowing anal/oral access. This may also entail the prevention of breathing.

FOM has a cult following around the world and is thought to now have over 80 members. It was originally founded on 4Chan in early 2007 and is gaining popularity around the web.

The current official FOM symbol:

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

Earlier version:

( )( ) <--- Ass
0_0 <--- Moses


Controversy in the media

Much hysteria sprung up after the founding of FOM, with some going as far as calling it "a sacrilegious movement", "shameless" and "lame shit". The FOM leader responded to these claims with "Both the followers of FOM and myself appreciate the fact that some non-believers may not be able to understand why we behave in the way we do, why we feel the way we do. The fact is, you have Christianity. You have Buddhism. You now have The Facesitting of Moses. What is the big problem? I fail to see why we are not allowed to express our believes just like anybody else.".

This article has been taken from the Fom.com website (a work in progress. Coming soon!).

(__)_) <--- Ass
m-'.'-m <--- Moses

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT /b/ OMFG NOT F**KING /b/ I'M DEAD INSIDE, THANKS moot

Listen to me. NO. MORE. FUCKING. /b/!

Why? I say you keep /b/ it's the best place in teh internetz!

>>16
Because I have to have people babysit it 24/7 or you guys post CP.

It's for jokes and everything moot. This place is the best. I <3 /b/

>>18
Are you volunteering to go to jail for child pornography? If not, just fucking accept it. I am closing /b/.

You cannot be responsible for the unavoidable shit of the internet Moot, this place has tons of people, all labeled anonymous and a lot of which people probably have sick fetishes, none reflect you or others, just the poster. I'm sorry to hear the jail thing, but there has to be another way bro.

>>20
in addition, I do accept that the site will be closed down, but I do feel bad that it's so soon.

you guys actually believe this garbage? There is nuh agents here. if there truley is an agent here, i would like to emailed my adress, and my ip by the 'agent'. email is uzixxx@aim.com


kthxbai.

Now listen too me 'moot', nobody is closing down this website as it is not acceptable internet behaviure to ban peoples sites when they are trying to not be rude and unnacceptable so please stop trying to stop /b/ or I am afraid I WILL have to report you to the internet admins who will take action and probably remove you're website closing status.

>>23
Alright faggot, check the trip. Go to /b/ and try to use this trip - you can't. It's mine. Everyone but my IP is blocked from using it. I am moot. I am 4chan. /b/ is going to be closed. Get the fuck out.

>>22
I'm not an FBI agent, I'm the owner of the site.

>>20
As much as I appreciate the support - I was given an ultimatum. /b/ goes down, or 4chan goes down. And /b/ is, quite frankly, the worst part of 4chan.

Oh no where will queers post pics of their own cocks

>>24
Well you obviusely do'nt know who you are dealing with, my igronant freind! I am close freinds with sevral admins here who will have no problem baning a rude annoying member like you from these boards! I sugest you get you're act together before coming in here to strat you're flame wars!

>>26
There is one admin here. Me. I also know you're trolling me, but I really do want to get the message out - THE FBI IS THREATENING TO CLOSE THE WHOLE OF 4CHAN UNLESS WE LOSE /b/

>>27 has been banned for impersonating me.

>>27
>>28
have been banned for impersonating me.

God I hate this topic.

ok. this is exactly why we should have a forum. i don't know hoo teh real moot is. >>30 = real moot?

The tripcode is such a faggot

GOD DAMNIT STFU.
>>30 is teh reel moot. So obviously everybody else is gay. Or maybe everybody is gay. All moots are gay, and all /b/rothers are gay.

>>30
>>32

b&

shutz teh fukz0rz upz aboot tihs m00tz0rz.

Yeah, evidently you don't know my tripcode, newfags. Lurk a bit more and you might fucking recognise me. Either way, I'm still looking for someone else to takeover /b/ before it's shut down.

Didn't I tell you already? The tripcode is such a faggot.