Name: Anonymous 2006-09-15 15:13
1. When you take home your new wife to fuck her for the first time, be sure to take her from behind. Get her on all fours, grab hold of her wrists, and start pounding. This manner of intercourse will let her instinctually know on a subconscious level that you are the boss.
2. Buy her a fine dishwasher. When she puts her hands on it to feel it humming as it runs for the first time, she will respond with great horniness at what a fine husband and provider you are. You may be banging her in the kitchen within minutes.
3. Keep yourself well-groomed for your wife, but not so much that you look like a flaming queer. Your ass and back hair only needs a trim with an electric hair trimmer every few weeks.
2. Buy her a fine dishwasher. When she puts her hands on it to feel it humming as it runs for the first time, she will respond with great horniness at what a fine husband and provider you are. You may be banging her in the kitchen within minutes.
3. Keep yourself well-groomed for your wife, but not so much that you look like a flaming queer. Your ass and back hair only needs a trim with an electric hair trimmer every few weeks.