WTF is wrong with my dick

when i'm fully erect my dick points straight up at my head almost parallel with my body. there's also a slight outward curve. do i have a disease or something?

I have disphallia so I talk to my doctor a lot about penises. There is nothing to be embaressed about. Even if your doctor is gay or a woman, they do this for a living, it's business not personal. I heard from my doctor about peirony's disease which causes abnormal curvature of the penis, which you might have so you might want to google that.