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Sleeping Cycle

Name: OBIWAN 2006-09-13 11:27

Right dudes, give me your best cures for a fuked up sleeping cycle. I go to bed at roughly 6-7 am and get up around 4-5 pm and have been trying to sort it for ages, NO JOY. Srsly i have to start doing this course soon and i have to be able to get up otherwise i'll miss it all and FAIL at life at be a useless fuck up forever.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 11:44

Go to a health store and buy some melatonin capsules, take one with a glass of water at around 10 pm.  Use two alarms to wake up or train yourself to wake up when you tell yourself to the night before.  Take a good shower.  In the morning listen to internet radio or soundtrack CDs.  Have breakfast.  Try tea or coffee, or caffeinated mints (but not at night).  After dinner go to a gym and work out, or go to an afterschool club with some physical activity.  Tell yourself that 10-11 pm is too late to stay up.  Try running, pushups or lifting weights in the morning or riding a bike to class.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 11:48

Stress relief tea or chamomile in the morning can calm you down enough to concentrate.  Energy drinks, tea and coffee work well at noon or afternoon.  Buy some ginseng or herbal tea.  Try some brain supplements such as ginkgo or phosphatidyl choline.  

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 11:49

For energy try CoQ10

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 15:09

God damn, Anonymous has thought about this!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 15:23

Use a CD player alarm or radio alarm, or when waking up, put in a loud and upbeat classical or soundtrack CD.  At night drink "sleepytime" tea an hour before sleep.  Masturbate immediately before going to sleep.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 15:27

Try not taking early classes (7-10 am), take some later morning or afternoon classes, or evening classes.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 16:01

Erf, is Anonymous retarded?

Just stay awake for longer everyday until your sleeping times are normal again

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 16:29

>>8
"Erf, am I retarded?" That doesn't work, fool. All of us anonymous with insomnia are living proof.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 18:14

>>8

Yeah op here, i have been trying that one for the past year, DOES NOT WORK

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 18:41

>>10

Tnx for the other suggestions so far tho, this is really important for me. So help is appreciated

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 18:54

>>10
You're not doing it right, then.

You MUST force yourself to stay awake later and later each day, and must force yourself NOT to get out of bed early.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 18:57

I fucking fuck myself

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 22:04

EARLY TO BED AND EARLY TO RISE MOTHERFUCKER.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-14 11:44


>>13
>>14
>>12
guys, need halp, not gheyness, i have enough of that myself.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-14 13:16

>>15
There's your problem, once you go ghey you can never go bak.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-14 13:24

Try drinking your own sperm. It´s easier if you can suck yourself off.

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