Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 1:06
I've got to tell you about my new ipod I bought from the most excellent trendwhore company in ZA ENTIRE WARUDO! The iPod plays music but the new ones don't work with winamp so I had to spend about an hour converting to itunes but now that I have it is FUCK AWESOME! I like to play music and videos on my ipod, and when people try to mug me for it I THROW IT AT THEIR FUCKING HEADS because IT'S INDESTRUCTIBLE. When I listen to it I turn into a black sillouhette and dance around and become a fucking CRIME FIGHTER and go after people who tried to mug it off of me, by throwing my ipod at THEIR TINY FUCKING HEADS because people who mug you ARE FUCKING STUPID.
I get violent and I feel empowered because my iPod cost me 200 FUCKING DOLLARS no wait 300 FUCKING DOLLARS because I got the 30gb version that plays video. This is a cool product and I definately reccomend it but don't wear it into the ghetto or you will turn into a silouhette like in their commercials and have to fight crime I GUARANTEE IT!
And even though most of that stuff is not true no matter how FUCKING AWESOME it'd be if it was, seriously iPod controls me. Now It's making me buy all their fucking trendwhore products, such as the iPod socks, iPod docks, and it's making me save up for an iPod BMW because I JUST CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF AGAINST THE MIGHTY iPod. It is even making me get an education so I can make MOER money to but MOER trendwhore Apple products because Apple is fucking trendy! I love to be on the bleeding edge of trends more than crackrock!
I get violent and I feel empowered because my iPod cost me 200 FUCKING DOLLARS no wait 300 FUCKING DOLLARS because I got the 30gb version that plays video. This is a cool product and I definately reccomend it but don't wear it into the ghetto or you will turn into a silouhette like in their commercials and have to fight crime I GUARANTEE IT!
And even though most of that stuff is not true no matter how FUCKING AWESOME it'd be if it was, seriously iPod controls me. Now It's making me buy all their fucking trendwhore products, such as the iPod socks, iPod docks, and it's making me save up for an iPod BMW because I JUST CAN'T CONTROL MYSELF AGAINST THE MIGHTY iPod. It is even making me get an education so I can make MOER money to but MOER trendwhore Apple products because Apple is fucking trendy! I love to be on the bleeding edge of trends more than crackrock!