I have awakened from cryogenic hibernation.

What year is it? What is this strange, yet fascinating, machine that I am using?

>>1
Enjoy your ice cracked cell membranes.

FAIL.  If they flood your blood with glucose the instant before freezing, ice doesn't form crystals and doesn't kill you.

you must be a hot young naked girl.

han solo was superior

>>3

Fucking diabetic cryobastard

>>1

IT IS THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2006 AND YOUARE USING THE MYSTICAL COMPUTING BOX, IMBUED WITH THE POWER OF JESUS CHRIST, TO BRING YOU TO THE HOLY INTERWEB, FULL OF PIOUS ACTION AND VACTICAN-SANCTIONED LESBIAN NUN PORN.

>>1
Garfield, go back to bed

>>3
Then u die of glucose poisonning.

you awaken from cryogenic hibernation and start using a computer but the first thing you stumble upon is 4chan lol.

>>1

that thing you are using is a new form of entertainment. To enjoy it to the fullest, search on its back a fat black cable. Follow the cable and you ll find it ends at the wall to a thing called "plug". Unplug the cable and you ll notice 2 holes at the plug.
Just insert 2 naked wires in those two holes, and I guarante a whole lotta fun.

11>> has the right idea.

But you should actually wrap your penis in tin foil and then insert teh foil into the plug.  it's better than sex, trust me.