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The Taste of Pussy

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-11 21:34

Greetings, lounge.

I seek your expert opinion. What does pussy taste like?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-11 21:37

great
nectar of teh g0dz

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-11 22:57

pussy tasts like sweat. I used to do my woman when she was on the rag. Yes, I have my Red Wings!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-11 23:27

Slightly sweet. I would say it's like sweat as well, so >>3 and I agree. Other people claim it can be salty or sour or something, I dunno. It freakin rocks though. I already told the girl I'm getting serious with, if I can do that for her, I'll be down there all the time.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-11 23:39

The idea makes me sick.
The idea of getting a blowjob makes me sick, too.
And you mean I actually have to put my penis inside of this filthy hole to have a kid?

Shit.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-11 23:45

>>5
What the fuck? You must be like 12. Grow up.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-11 23:47

>>5
With that attitude you should NEVER have kids. Or go near a woman.
Hey, this is a first, I actually hope that you're really gay in real life.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-11 23:47

>>6

He must be joking.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 0:05

It's like licking a wet potato.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 2:18

Blecch

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 2:59

It's like licking a chocolate potato

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 3:23

iron

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 3:24

>>11

I SENSE A NEW ICE CREAM FLAVOR

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 6:12

>>11
Only if you put chocolate on it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 6:59

>>14
and potato

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 8:08

tastes like effort

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 8:26

tastes like napalm and peyote

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 9:23

tastes metallic

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 10:45

tastes like fish and salt

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 11:02

tastes like penis. =(

that slut...

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 12:16

Salty and grosss....

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 14:10

If she consumes Cheetos by the pound and never drinks water...terrible.

If she has a healthy diet and gives a damn about herself....delicious.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 19:27

>>20
maybe its your own?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-12 23:54

depends on the woman

there's usually an underlying iron taste, which is sometimes really strong, and from there it can have elements of sourness, sweetness, nastiness, etc

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 0:00

Butterrum Icecream

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 0:01

TASTES LIKE JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 0:02

FUCKING JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 0:24

it tastes like the best thing in the world.

just kidding. imagine licking diahrhea from a whale whilst chugging urine and vomiting and then eating it. <i>THAT'S</i> what pussy tastes like.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 0:33

Depends how long it has been since she had a period and how often she washes.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 0:51

What's the most unpleasant it can be, and what's the most pleasant?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 1:47

Most pleasant: Like fine honeyed wine!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 1:51

lol. "What the - this tastes like penis! I can tell, I've tasted plenty in my time..."

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 2:30

>>16
I haven't had that much fun in years.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 7:56

>>31
Surely you jest! I'd say it tastes like a fine bubbling champagne.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 11:43

isn't female spooge the same stuff as manspooge?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 11:54

A suggestion to female who want people to go down on them:  TAKE A BATH.

Also, DON'T EAT ONIONS OR GARLIC.  That shit fucking permeates every pore of your being, and takes a couple of days to get out completely. 

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 11:54

>>36
So, if we get the to follow these procedures, their downstairs areas will taste like fine cuisine?

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 11:57

>>37
Fuck no!  It still tastes like a fucking salty sweaty dishrag that's been sitting in the sink for 48 hours.  It just doesn't have the taste of onions and garlic, and hours of gunk buildup that it'd have otherwise.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 12:19

i wanted to go down on my sister but damn she had her period that time, and it smelled like fish that is starting to rot :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 13:58

>>38
Wow, get laid more. Not all girls taste like dirty dish rags. Mine was slightly sweet, but there was no strong taste to it at all. Combine that with the delicious smell she had and it was heaven. If Girl A smells/tastes offensive, find and pleasure Girl B.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 14:05

RAINBOW

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 14:17

Anchovies

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 18:37

chocolate potato ice cream

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 22:55

I forgot to try that. Ice cream on top I mean. Some people claim breath mints can be enjoyable as well.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 22:57

>>42

Find another pussy to taste. Tunaboat is from poor habits.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-13 23:57

tastes like robots

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-14 0:28

>>38

so basically it's like jizz

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-14 0:50

>>19
I don't get it.  A lot of people say pussy tastes like fish.  I can see a minor semblance in the flavors/smells, but I have NEVER eaten any kind of fish that really tastes like pussy.  If there is such a fish, tell me.

>>21
STFU FAG, GO SUCK A COCK

>>28
LOL, NONETHELESS; STFU

>>36
STFU FAG, GO SUCK A COCK


Name: Anonymous 2006-09-14 4:27

It tastes like nothing. ...Thick, sticky nothing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-14 7:26

Put two fingers in a can of salmon (water, not oil), let air-dry. Put same fingers under your sweaty armpit for a couple of minutes, let air-dry. They'll smell most like pussy after a couple of hours; not quite the same, but close.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-14 9:13

sometimes i miss virginity
"kids" gave me the idea of butterscotch
...
its hard telling someone to clean up without getting them offended and turning it all down (for atleast a few hours)

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-14 13:07

>>51
Why? Just suggest a shower or bath with them, then go for it. Any girl who doesn't care about being clean down there for their partner is a dirty whore in more ways than one.

You're not going to GET oral if you don't show that being clean is something important.

Name: GAY FAG 2006-09-14 15:19

LICKING PUSSY IS DISGUSTING

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-14 15:21

>>53
well you are a gay fag

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