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Which came first the Chicken or the Egg?

Name: Suomynona 2006-09-08 1:21

I'm curious as to how many people on 4chan are as smart as me.
This question actually has a very simple answer and it has stared mankind in the face for centurys and nobody (except probably me) has figured it out.

I'll tell you all the answer if this board gets more than 10 posts.

PS, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANY DUMBASS CUM JOKES!

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 1:24

chicken

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 1:25

your mother

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 1:26

the egg bearing the chicken came first.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 1:48

JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 1:50

The chicken's direct evolutionary anscestor laid an egg from which modern chickens come from

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 1:57

I egged the chicken and then I ate his leg

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 1:58

as per evolution theory chicken came first

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 2:11

it's egg.  there were eggs before there were birds existing

Name: Suomynona 2006-09-08 2:56

Huzzah 10th post! Now I'll tell you.

Interestingly enough the very first poster got it right.
The Chicken came first!

Why?

Don't think to hard on it or you'll hurt yourself.

If the egg had come first there wouldn't have been anything to hatch it so logically the Chicken came first, it didn't hatch or anything it was just there.

hmm guess theres not many people with an IQ over 110 on 4chan hardly anyone got it except for #2, 6 and 8.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 4:39

#10
hey chief, chickens can't be "just there"
the answer is egg

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 8:15

Nobody got my beastie boys reference :(

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 8:18

A lizard can hatch a chicken egg.  Q

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 8:58

>>13
CAN LIZARDS RUN POULTRY FARMS?? THEY CULD SAVE ON LABOUR COSTS THEN WE CAN GET RID OF THE MEXICANS

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 9:45

>>10
No, the egg came first because the chicken was what came out of the egg of whatever its ancestor was.  You have no right to question anybody's intelligence if you can't figure that shit out for yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 11:49

The chicken came from a non-egg laying creature.  It was birthed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 11:51

GOD CREATED THE CHICKEN IN SEVEN DAYS

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 12:08

egg because creatures don't evolve after they're born :0

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 12:32

lizards lay eggs too

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 13:56

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fuck japs

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 14:18

I am a dinosaur on a bike.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 14:24

>>21
Clearly you haven't met a nigger. Otherwise you'd be walking.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 19:04

The chicken came out of nowhere. Or maybe it was pooped out of a lizard's ass.

We scientists are smrt.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 19:30

A NIGGER ATE THAT CHICKEN.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-08 20:08

>>18
Pokemon do. 

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 16:44

cum jokes, eh

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 20:25

animals were laying eggs before chickens evolved into chickens.

niggerlicious nigger

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 21:41

My chicken and eggs come from the supermarket.

Name: Anonymous 2010-10-14 22:30

>>27
still got the Tourette's I see

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