Diarrhea

I have a problem...

I have diarrhea, and my G/F won't have sex with me.  I never had anal sex (coz I'm not bi like her last b/f), and I'm good at clenching my ass like a pro, but she still is afraid from an incident that happened with her last b/f.  It seems he pooped while fucking her, and it got down in her cooter, giving her a BAD infection.

I am fucking horny as hell, but she won't do anything.  How do I get her to fuck me?

...Uh, how exactly do the pros clench their asses?...

she will have sex with you if you post nekkid pics of her on b

HE'S A PLAYER DIARRHEA GIVER TRIED TO GROW HIS HAIR OUT WHEN HIS FRIENDS WERE LISTENING TO SLAYER I'D LIKE TO FIND HIM FRIDAY NIGHT HANGING OUT WITH MOM AND TRYING ON HIS FATHER'S TIGHTS

So like, what the fuck?  You're like, proud of this?

diarrhea, ON YOUR FACEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


MUAUDLDLALLSNININFINIGNIDFNDIGNIN!

Well, thanks anyway /lounge/.  You totally didn't help me, but now I don't have diarrhea anymore and thigns are back  to normal.

God, I thought you were my friends.

I wasn't around, otherwise i'd have suggested you promise her to stay on bottom.