Name: Anonymous 2006-09-06 0:05
It has been brought to our attention that there is a needless panic being stirred up in this lounge of yours. I am here to inform you that all your fears are unfounded.
I know that it must seem strange, and frightening, to be exposed to such a superior species as the Jewish people, but I assure you that we wish you or your kind no harm. Our control over the media is for your own good, and if we relinquished our power over your governments it would mean certain annihilation for this entire planet. I am aware that beings such as yourselves find it difficult to comprehend the level of thought employed by we of the ashkenazi, but please, cease this foolish hatred and dissent. Our efforts to salvage your world from the state that you have turned it in to have been hindered enough as it is by your petty rebelions.
I must confess, uncharacteristic as it is for one of my stature to care for such lesser beings as yourselves, I find myself growing fond of you and your rash ways. Your eternal quest to rid the universe of all that is different from you provides us Jews with hours of entertainment. You remind me of a puppy I once cared for in my youth. However, fond of you though I may be, I am first and formost a proud member of the ashkenazi tribe, and if your races do not cease this futile attempt at a revolution, we will have no choice but to enforce stricter laws in order to complete our mission. I trust that you will do the right thing.
I know that it must seem strange, and frightening, to be exposed to such a superior species as the Jewish people, but I assure you that we wish you or your kind no harm. Our control over the media is for your own good, and if we relinquished our power over your governments it would mean certain annihilation for this entire planet. I am aware that beings such as yourselves find it difficult to comprehend the level of thought employed by we of the ashkenazi, but please, cease this foolish hatred and dissent. Our efforts to salvage your world from the state that you have turned it in to have been hindered enough as it is by your petty rebelions.
I must confess, uncharacteristic as it is for one of my stature to care for such lesser beings as yourselves, I find myself growing fond of you and your rash ways. Your eternal quest to rid the universe of all that is different from you provides us Jews with hours of entertainment. You remind me of a puppy I once cared for in my youth. However, fond of you though I may be, I am first and formost a proud member of the ashkenazi tribe, and if your races do not cease this futile attempt at a revolution, we will have no choice but to enforce stricter laws in order to complete our mission. I trust that you will do the right thing.