male fingering help

im a 15 yr old and ive been fucking around in the shower with fingering and such.

i started off using water as a lube (i know it sounds stupid) and just fingering my ass while jacking off, but now, a few months later i look foreward to EVERY shower because ive started using vasoline and cucumbers/my mums dildo (hell yeah)/ 4 fingers gradualy and other things i can find. its not anal stretching, just basic fingering.

every now and then i run into a small problem, when i have to urinate, i can sometimes jack off and piss at the same time, but when im fingering myself and i feel a peice of shit, its a real turn-off...

what should i do about this? cos i absolutely hate having a shit in my ass while im fucking around with myself.

15 yr old = B&!!!!

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meaning op is a 40 year old

I suggest not shoving things up your ass.  Most people manage to accomplish this without a hitch.

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Be a man, get a girl, and stop it with the pooper, that's gay...

Interestingly, I know your problem. You have to learn to hold your shit before you masturbate, take a shit, then do it.

Stick it in your pooper.

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Use HER pooper, not YOURS, idiot