WHAT TO DID WHEN WORKING WITH WOMENS

i work at a place where i am one of three dudes. actually, i am the only dude because the other two guys are fruity motherfuckers.

i am the only one with a cock walking around the place, and i can sense the pussy calling me

what did i do in these situation?

Jump on top of the counter and jack off while moaning as loud as you can.  Women find it incredibly sexy.

theres no way to pull this off without first smoking a joint or having some alcohol in you.  after that you will be at ease

>>1
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>>3
Same person.

>>4
wrong, >>2 and >>3 are the same person, i am the op

>>4
>>5
You're both wrong.  Ahahahahaha!

fail.

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Stick it in her pooper.

>>1
It's called "workplace harassment." Very effective. Sure, they'll threaten with lawsuits and jail time at first, but then all the girls will know you in the building and will be all over you once you leave and meet them some place else. Women love the "dangerous" men. Oh, but don't call them sluts until after you notice them swooning over you in the corner of your eye. Then they're yours to do with as you please.

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