ITT: Dreams

I had an Indiana Jones dream last night and had this cool whip but I couldn’t crack it properly, it was too long or something. Very annoying

Long whip is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.

I never have sex dreams.  Two or three times I've dreamed about kissing some crush or another, but never sex. 

I had a dream that I was walking along a bridge, but there was a nigger there who would not let me walk in front of him for some reason.  He was moving slow as hell, bobbing his head to rap music, but whenever I tried to pass him, he'd be all like "No, you stay behind me cracka!"

I had another dream where me and a friend of mine who was a girl were staying in a huge abandoned factory area...  We were drifters or something...  huge holes in the hallways where structure should be opened into oblivion, there was apparently water way on down below.

We walked into a huge ampitheater or gym area, it had bleachers and everything, and we decided to have a nap there, lying on the bleachers like we used to in middle school.  We were suddenly disturbed by tons of people flooding into the area, sitting in the bleachers like at a pep rally.  I knew right offhand that they were some nightmare cult that worshipped some hag lady who told them shit like, "don't poop! that's the lord's messengers living in your body!"  The girl started being all affectionate (which is weird because we didn't have that sort of relationship back when I knew her) and rubbing my head and crap, and I was worried because I knew these people hated any kind of male/female relationship (I supposedly learned it in the dream from reading Time magazine, though I don't read it IRL).  Long story short, they saw her hugging on me and junk and started chanting at us, they were going to kill us.

So we ran away...  We managed to get to the parking lot, but cultists were sitting in my car, waiting for us, so we just took to the streets, and hitched a ride with my spanish teacher from eighth grade.

How's that?

Shit.  I can NEVER be coherent when describing dreams.  Maybe because there was never a coherent thread of events in the first place.

>>3
Shit!  I know!  I only had one sex dream when I was like 13!  Beyond that it's just the normal fare!

It doesn't make any sense...  They say that 90% of dreams for males are sex related.  But why not for me and junk? 

They also say that males think about sex every 30 seconds...  but I fucking don't!  I look up porn I think on a pretty regular basis, considering I don't have a girlfriend, but what the fuck?  Am I special or are all the statistics just written by people incapacitated by thinking about sticking their wilkins in something all the time...

>>3
yeah, same for me, just when i start dreaming of the kissing part i wake up, and then i try to sleep and start dreaming from when i was, but i just fail it

>>6
and that men think of sex is just bullshit, i don't know about the 90% sex related dreams, i don't dream of sex everytime.. or it could be that one could dream but you forget it

... i dream stuff that happens to me later, a LOT.. it should have happened to you when you're doing something and you realize that you've seen or done that before, like a deja vu thing

I sometimes have horrible elaborate dreams with me doing something exciting like chasing after something or exploring caves or something while I am narrating everything which is so aweseme and descriptive which I can't hope to ever achieve writing for real.

I dreamed I was having a sword fight once.  It was awesome.

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I had a dream that I was flying through space like Super Sonic, and there were these ships chasing after me, firing lasers at me, and I was all dodging them and shit, and there was this awesome hard, fast techno song playing. It was EXTREME!

I had a very strange dream just now...I was basically Solid Snake, walking around a building and knocking people out/killing them.  However, my only weapon was an incredibly blunt tai chi sword.  The more people I knocked out/stabbed in the throat, the harder it was to swing the damn thing and it eventually got so whenever I was about to brain some guy over the head, the blade would stop an inch away and the fucker would go about his business unharmed.

Finally I wandered into some room full of Chinese-looking people wearing very faded green, (I tried to draw a cover that looked like this last night, probably where they came from) with two adults and four children or something.  They didn't pay me any attention as I walked into the room (a verrrrrry small part of my brain noticed that this was weird--probably the closest I've ever come to becoming lucid) and I raised my sword again to knock some dude out...but once again, couldn't.  I tried about five times before I ended up getting him through the throat.

However, the second adult noticed I was there just then and got really really pissed off that I'd just killed his comrade.  He started screaming at me in Chinese and waving his hands, and I suddenly learned simple Chinese and tried to explain that I wasn't going to kill him, just hit him on the head and knock him out.  That didn't calm him down.  So he backed me up until we were in a hallway and it turned into one big theatrical fight, with him somehow deflecting all my sword blows and me trying to defend myself.  This was made harder, of course, because I couldn't bring myself to hit the son of a bitch in any vital areas. 

At long last I killed him or unconcioused him or some shit like that.  In any case his body disappeared and I resumed wandering around until I realized that, oh shit, the light in the bathroom was on meaning I'd missed one.  So I stood behind a corner ready to take this guy out too, but I must have zoned out or something because the next thing I knew I was standing there like a moron and he had just realized that they had been infiltrated and was running down the stairs.  Naturally, I followed him.  For some reason I just could not keep up with this short tubby Chinese communist, and he was always at least ten feet ahead of me as I chased him outside and around the building,  until we ended up going around some rectangularly spiral ramp, where he just disappeared after turning a corner.  I was all, WTF? and was looking around until finally Uncle Iroh walked past me and gave me this look like "Who the hell is this idiot?" and then went inside.  I was still looking around for the guy I was chasing when he poked his head out and gave me that look again, at which point I finally woke up.

It was weird.

Why in the hell do I always get the idea you people are making this shit up?

Or do you just play video games constantly?

I had a dream recently that everything was black and In Every Dream Home, A Heartache by Roxy Music was playing in the background. It was basically an mp3 in dream form.

I'm a Nazi in an SS uniform in like half of all my dreams..

>>3
Watch more porn.

>>12
Nearly all stories about dreams end with "It was weird." Hence why >>5 is right.

>>13
If I was still a gamer I bet I'd dream like that too.

>>6, >>7
Dreams are made of what you do, or think you are/will/could do. Think about sex enough, either watch it (don't just look at static pictures or quick scenes, really get into it) or do it for real and you'll dream it. Hell, think about walking around naked enough and you'll dream it. It's YOUR brain, you're the one who gives it the ideas.

I was some ninja last night in my dreams. I kicked everyone's ass as usual, many secret government agents and even a female ninja clothed in all black. A few days ago I was talking with this girl I know about how I love black silk panties, and what do ya know, I was given--or perhaps stole the ninja's panties. They were black and wonderful. Dreams are made of awesome and win.

I had a very disturbing dream last night. It involved nazi uniforms, child abuse, violence, torture, twisted mutant things hunting me, fear, lots of blood and bodyparts and other stuff like that. I almost cried when I woke up. Never had a nightmare like that in my whole life. Maybe it had something to do with all the alcohol and drugs I´ve been using lately. Dunno lol.

I fucking hate my subconscious...  what a little bitch.

Almost all my dreams are about falling into a giant Mc. Donald's cheeseburger, then having to dream about the smell all night.  Then I wake up in a cold sweat.

If you see the little bitch of a gnome or whatever pulling the strings to give me these dreams, kick his head in.

Dream from last night's a bit scrambled, but I've got the important parts.  For whatever reason it began in a living room with some people who were apparently my friends (is that a sign that I don't know enough people to actually have real ones in my dream or what?) and it seemed to be some sort of toned-down party.  So this chick wearing nothing but a top and a black thong comes up and starts shoving her ass in my face and shaking it (I watched porn the day before, lawlz) and it seems to be a good idea to my dream self to bite it.  So I bite her ass and she giggles or laughs or something, so then I slap it.

REM-shift or some shit, now I'm on an island of some cannibal tribe, looking through their shops.  I decide to pass on the food they're selling because it all seems to be made of babies.  Something unspecified happens, I run out and across the street, sceneshift and I'm down in some hole, looking around at the walls while power metal plays.  Vaguely, I get the impression that I'm down here because I listen to power metal, and that everyone NOT in the hole has thrown us down here to punish us for listening to DragonForce or something.  I'm not about to take that shit, so I climb the wall (which is made of carpet) and get to the top, and start clambering over the bars around it while some punk-looking chick notices me and starts walking over to kick me off.  I get ready to mess some asshole's shit up for good when she pauses, as if someone had just told her to stand down, and I wake up.

Gee I wish I could tell you but I got blazed by so

Age for being better than the fucking kike threads that have been posted lately.

I sometimes dream I'm Solid Snake in Metal Gear Solid.
It's pretty creepy becuause the following night I almost everytime have the very same dream. But seen through the eyes of some unlucky guard.

One time I dreamed I was a character from 'lord of the rings'. Only we drove a hummer2 across middle earth, and we ran over eowyn and fled the scene.

Sigmund Freud says your failure to crack your whip is symbolic of your fear of your fast oncoming impotence.

IF YOU DIE IN THE DREAM YOU DIE FOR REAL

I have sex dreams nearly every night, but I always wake up at the good parts.
you can imagine my frustration.

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Last night I had a Counter-Strike dream.

I got a ton of HS's and was accused of hacking.

Then jesus knifed a guy and banned him for hacking.

Then somthing about no-clip I cant remember.

I goto /b/ to much, its messing up my mind.

I had a dream in which my GF turned into a furry. Very hot. So I did the most logical thing. I pulled a Korean cocksap on her. It was hot.

>>27
Get laid. That'll fix the dream thing. Right now your brain doesn't know enough about it to complete the action that's why you wake up before it. I had the most freaking vivid and life-like dream the other day. It was short, but goddamn, it felt just like the real thing.

>>28
is gay and dreams of sex gods

I had a truly fucked up dream the other night.  Not that the dream itself was fucked up, mind you; just personally.

It was, if I remember correctly, the second nude dream I've had.  Now, unlike what you might expect, I don't have "OH FUCK I DIDN'T WEAR ANY CLOTHES" dreams where everyone starts laughing at me.  Instead, I'm walking around doing normal things, except I happen to not have any clothes on.  Like I said, I've had another dream like this before, and another before that where I was in underwear.  The dream-people act like it's normal.

What's strange about this one is one, that I suppose I was partially lucid since the back of my mind knew that my regular world wouldn't allow me to go unnoticed, all naked like this.  The really weird thing that made me go "WTF" when I woke up though was that a girl I've always thought was kind of a bitch started giving me this shy coy smile and, when she walked past me, reached down and pinched my ass.  Now it takes a mental effort not to spring a boner when I think about the incident.  WTF, lounge?

>>33
Sounds pretty normal. I dream about girls being all over me frequently. And the dreams where you're missing some or all your clothes are like that too. I just go about my stuff and go "Darn, I forgot my pants."

>>34
Yeah, but the chick that was coming on to me is a girl that's always given me the impression of despising ever atom that makes up my body, so it completely knocked me off balance when I had that dream.

>>35
Heh, as I said, girls are all over me. And that ain't happenin' in real life, so dreams are fun that way. It doesn't make sense, but it's quite enjoyable.

>>34
Haha
a month maybe two months ago I had a dream where I forgot my pants and inside it I was (unfortunately) actually there, so me being me, I spent about 5 minutes of obscenities trying to locate my goddamn jeans before I was kicked back to consciousness

Fun times

>>37
See? Who says you can't have fun without pants.

A few nights ago I dreamt that I was riding on a tank with other /b/tards destroying New Orleans and running over people. It was a wonderful dream, and not only were we running over people but we all had really awesome hats.

There was also a violent Gary Coleman look alike who beat up people with a hammer somewhere in there.

Sometimes I kill kikes when I´m dreaming. Fucking world tree...

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29 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-09 00:31
Last night I had a Counter-Strike dream.

I got a ton of HS's and was accused of hacking.

Then jesus knifed a guy and banned him for hacking.

Then somthing about no-clip I cant remember.

I goto /b/ to much, its messing up my mind.

30 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-09 09:31
I had a dream in which my GF turned into a furry. Very hot. So I did the most logical thing. I pulled a Korean cocksap on her. It was hot.

31 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-09 12:51
>>27
Get laid. That'll fix the dream thing. Right now your brain doesn't know enough about it to complete the action that's why you wake up before it. I had the most freaking vivid and life-like dream the other day. It was short, but goddamn, it felt just like the real thing.

32 Name: Anonymous : 2006-09-09 12:59
>>28

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