HELP - I BURNED MY GIRLFRIENDSS COOTER

ok this is what happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

Heres some background:

see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 13)

and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common,
sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the
teacher is a prick ... anywayz


So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my viginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds,
pluss ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"

So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and
scarred.

Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her clit
otherwise it wont fit in properly.

Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my viginity - so i grab some butter from the firdge, but its cold, it wont
melt - so I microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i
burned it.

I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you
guyz are relly smrat and pleas help me.

Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?

ok this is what happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

Heres some background:

see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 13)

and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common,
sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the
teacher is a prick ... anywayz


So she came over like an hour ago, and my mom got scared, said you're movin' with your auntsie and uncle in bel-aire

awesome cp

I will gnaw your head off.

Classic.

Oh man, I haven't laughed like that for ages.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAH you are soooo fucking stupid!!! You don't need butter!!!!!!! If she's in the mood then she'll get hella wet!!!

>>7
Er, not exactly. You might still need lube on some girls depending on your size and if she's a virgin.

This is delicious copypasta.

fuck, i remember reading this on a forum, where it was originally posted i believe, can't remember where.

I like this thread. Someone remind me to age it on 8/28/07.

copypasta

he said the "vesti" so its probably from IGN

spit.

doth this be lolith?

How did thing orginally ended?

so uh... your... your kidding right?

ROFL.

tell her that you will five her more money if she STFU and be nice and shit whit  her to keep her quiet
and when everything calms down kill her and trow her to the canal

give her Jet force gemini and all will be forgiven.

COPY/PASTELOL

I saw this on some other forum like a year ago.

Stick it in her pooper.

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I feel a little sorry for the idiot who had that happen. If its real it has to be either the saddest or stupidest mistake I have ever heared and I hope to idiot got his ass thrashed. There is no excuse for stupidity.