I am in college

And I have been skipping meals so that I won't have to go outside. Whenever I go outside, I avoid looking at anyone. I go to class though I skipped three classes during the one week of class we had although that's mostly because of lazyness. I think the hunger has made me extremely stupid because I feel like I can't think at all. I am so lonely :(

jam your head through your monitor. that works.

Walk into a girl's dorm room and jam your head against their vagina.

Use an IV?

  lol, stop being idiot, go out and meet people in your residence. University for most people is the last chance to make lots of friends, once you start working your not going to have the opportunity or time.

>>5
If any of use ever go to a university... or get jobs.

>>5
I'm not the OP but I'm sort of the same way.
Classes haven't started yet, but I'm not avoiding people.
I just don't go out of my way to meet them because I don't like any of them so far.
I live at home so I just go to class and then go home.
It's working for me, as of yet, but everyone else wants me to get involved.
I didn't get involved in high school and I don't intend to do it now.

social anxiety.

should I like, bomb the commons or something to make people like me?

>>9
No, that's what we call terrorism.

ok this is what happening,

my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

Heres some background:

see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 22, the girls are 13)

and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common,
sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the
teacher is a prick ... anywayz


So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my viginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds,
pluss ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"

So I gave her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and
scarred.

Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her clit
otherwise it wont fit in properly.

Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my viginity - so i grab some butter from the firdge, but its cold, it wont
melt - so I microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i
burned it.

I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you
guyz are relly smrat and pleas help me.

Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?

>>10
What if I wear a rag on my head and go around shouting "DURKAH DURKAH DURKAH!"  Will that make people like me?

ya the liberals will love you. but only until they figure out you don't mean to blow anything up

>>13
But I DO mean to blow things up...

That's what happens to Geeks.

Try a make over and a snazzy new outfit from a dept. store.

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