Some of God's Greatest Mistakes

ITT we list the errors and wrongdoings of God.  Should God be held accountable?

Yes. He should be held acountable!

Mexicans, George Bush, mayonaise, the American public school system, I mean seriously -WTF- is this crap?

White people, eastern asians, and um... the need to eat and have sex or else you die out. Those are the biggest mistakes I can think of.

God planned to cast out Adam & Eve, flood the world, have his angels rebel and tempt people with sin, and end the world in a battle that destroys most of the Earth's population.  
God kills Onan for spilling semen on his sheets.
Witches must be killed, and other gods must not be worshipped, but are not said to not exist.
God hates four legged insects, rabbits that chew cud, bats that are birds, swimming creatures without scales, menstruating women, clothing with mixed fibers, handicaps, transvestites, baby girls, and women in general.
God describes himself as jealous and full of regret.
God commands his followers to kill every man, woman and child in any city that is going to be conquered.  Otherwise, conquered women are to be captured and used.
God kills people in the thousands through plagues and natural disasters, and throwing stones from heaven.
God wants you to kill rape victims, adulterers, disobedient sons, dreamers, and those who worship differently.
God creates all disease and deformity and gives it to those who complain about God.
God tricks people with false prophecies.
God tells people they are unclean for seven days if they have sex, wet dreams, menstruation, or any disease.
God hates foreskins.
God gave his only son to create a religion that would start wars and persecute others, and inspire Islam which would start wars and persecute others, with both sides claiming they worship the true teachings of the same God.
God allows people to use religion for any purpose, including creating religions that ignore, rewrite, go against or contradict previous teachings.

>>4
Interesting points. Though I have questions. God didn't plan all those events, did he? What does God "hate" about women and baby girls? And what were "captured women" supposed to be used for?

Also, which were the false prophecies you were referring to? And I didn't know you were considering "unclean" when you had sex, hmm, odd.

Really these are all Man's biggest mistakes. I know God personally, and he is not actually all-powerful or all-knowing. All he did was create the universe, he can't alter things in any way except with the odd vision or dream here and there. There is no true religion.

Fat chicks.

...THE VERY SETUP OF THE UNIVERSE FLIES IN THE FACE OF INTELLIGENT DESIGN.  BILLIONS OF LIGHTYEARS OF EMPTY SPACE PUNCTUATED BY THE OCCASIONAL DEAD ROCK OR BALL OF FIRE, WITH NO INTELLIGENT CREATURES ABLE TO MAKE USE OF THE VAST AMOUNTS OF ENERGY THAT ARE WASTED EVERY INSTANT.  EVEN IN OUR OWN SMALL, RARE PLANET WHERE LIFE HAS DEVELOPED, THERE IS NO TRACE OF INTELLIGENT DESIGN.  DINOSAURS EVOLVED FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS TO BECOME GREAT CREATURES WITH INCREDIBLE ABILITIES, ONLY TO BE WIPED OUT BY A METEOR.  AT ANY TIME, A METEOR COULD COME AND WIPE US OUT WITHOUT ANY CHANGE IN THE OVERALL SCHEME OF THINGS...

>>8
Exactly, there is no intelligent design. God basically didn't know how anything would turn out, he just randomly created the universe and let things roll.

>>8
Not really "at any time".  We'd know about it a month in advance and have time to panic first.

God doesnt exist so this thread fails. 

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

>>10
Well, when does that warning come?  AT ANY TIME, JACKASS.  Just because we'd have advance warning (maybe) doesn't mean that the event isn't happening AT ANY TIME.

>>12
BTW, win for Douglass Adams

>>14
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I wonder..what was god doing before our universe was created? Did he just drift in the endless void twiddling his thumbs?

God fucked up when he gave Adam an ego, which spurned Lilith into leaving Eden and fucking fallen angels to create demons.  Had adam been more amiable to the idea of Lilith being on top, the world would be a much better place.

I would have been amiable to the idea of Lilith being on top.

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