>>41 it's worse than emo, it's ffxi.
long ago, there were gods. They did godly shit, and eventually got bored, and went to sleep. Then along came Zilart (they're like regular humans, but with TATTOOS!). They became really advanced, and eventually tried to use their technology to open the gate of the gods, and go the realm where the gods lie, which they(the zilart) called Paradise.
Now, this pisses the gods off, so they kill the zilart. In actuality, the technology would've destroyed the world, so the descendants of Zilart, the Kuluu decide to sabotage it (kuluu are like zilart, except they don't have telepathic powers.)
Now, because of the sabotage, there's a huge backup in the crystal powerline (think the mother of all toilet clogs) and most of the zilart are killed, and the kuluus are morphed into hideous beings by the explosion.
Seeing the destruction on the land, the goddess altana cried on the Batallia Downs, and from her five tears the races of Vana'diel were born. Seeing this, the god Promathia, being all chainy and angsty and emo and shit got pissed, and used the weaknesses of each race to create their enemies, the beastmen.
Well people and beastmen have been at war ever since, if you want to read more into the story, go to a website called History of Vana'diel, and remember- you're a fag.
although ffxi has a better story than the bible lol.