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Masturbation

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 0:14

If you go back in time and fuck your former self, is it masturbation or just gay sex?

A realated question: Say you go back in time and rape someone, then go back to the future. You eventually meet the person that you raped, and they recognise you. Would they be able to prove it to the police even with DNA testing?

I really need to know this, guys.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 0:45

Sounds like you're compiling one real fun list of things to do while traveling through time.

Name: comp 2006-08-20 0:51

well, i'd say it would be masturbation. if you went back to when you were a kid though, it would be rape. i think.

Name: comp 2006-08-20 0:51

well, i'd say it would be masturbation. if you went back to when you were a kid though, it would be rape. i think.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 1:51

1. Gay rape.
2. Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 1:52

gay, and how narcissistic would you be to do such a thing?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 2:28

can it be both.....hmmmm?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!




Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 3:06

Sure would be amusing when you cause permanent emotional damage to yourself.

So after the raping of your former self, you suddenly feel extremely terrible and find that you can't trust other people.

Name: Adrian 2006-08-20 4:23

okay first of all, it wouldnt be masturbation since the deffinition of masturbation is:

       "erotic stimulation especially of one's own genital organs commonly resulting in orgasm and achieved by manual or other bodily contact exclusive of sexual intercourse, by instrumental manipulation, occasionally by sexual fantasies, or by various combinations of these agencies"

so that doesnt really fit. And I wouldnt classify it as gay sex, it'd just be fucking yourself literally (something i wouldnt mind doing actually, coz im great in bed).

Okay next. It would be possible to prove you raped someone with a DNA test considering your DNA doesnt change as u age!

Also if u wanted to get really picky no if it would be possible considering the paradoxies of time travel, which Im not going into here, cause its to pianful. Just Google it if your that intertesting.

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Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 6:21

>>11
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Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 6:51

Può essere difficile da dire a a volte se un'aragosta è realmente DOA (guasto sull'arrivo), o appena pigro dopo il viaggio lungo da Boston. Una buona prova deve toccare l'occhio e la vigilanza dell'aragosta per movimento (gross, ma allineare). Se non ci sono segni di vita, non dia in su ancora! Potete sentirsi al contrario, ma sappiamo che un'aragosta non deve essere viva al momento voi sta cucinandola per ancora essere buona. È più un aspetto della temperatura a cui l'aragosta è stata mantenuta e della durata che ha passato, che determina se sia ancora buono. Così come siete per conoscere che cosa da fare?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 7:31

CRABS

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 7:32

>>12
and i am watching u

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 9:13

>>15
im watching u watching me

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 23:58

>>9
But what if on record you were one year old at the time of the rape? Since bitches don't know 'bout my time machine, they wouldn't be able to convict me... right?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 4:34

>>16
no i feg

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 4:37

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Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 4:41

>>19
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Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 17:52

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Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 17:54

>>20
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Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 18:03

Oh man sex with myself that would rawk so hard

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 18:54

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Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 18:55

it wood b ghey duh

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 18:58

>>18,20,25
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Name: Anonymous 2006-08-29 19:48

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Name: Anonymous 2006-08-30 0:00

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-29 0:58

>>29
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