Every time my cat is panting i get horny

...if only I had a girlfriend who could pant. Then I would tickle her behind her big fuzzy ears and caress her long, radiant tail across my skin. Then I would rub her nose with mine and she would smile then begin slowly licking my face. That would be fucking HAWT.

WITH YOUR FEET IN THE AIR AND YOUR HEAD ON THE GROUND

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>>1
ohhh i am sooo in to you....

FURRY LOL

BESTIALITY YOU SAY? THE HORROR.

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>>1

*POINTS AND LAUGHS*

have you ever touched male (lol obviously) cats cock? I was amased how stiff it can get. it has a differend shape than human cock but its still all good. those hairy ball those hairy ball

Hahaha!

I used to sleep with my cat. Those were fine days.

>>12 thank you for sharing that......

Tvery Eime cy mat ps ianting i het gorny

i would get horny to man if i were you, what the fuck happened you stupid mother fuck, blah....oim kidding i dont mean anyh of this shit

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Why did Anonymous fuck his cat?  Because he was horny.
Thank you Neil Hamburger.

>>1

It can be difficult to tell sometimes if a lobster is actually DOA (Dead On Arrival), or just sluggish after the long trip from Boston. One good test is to touch the lobster’s eye and watch for movement (gross, but true). If there are no signs of life, don’t give up yet! You may have heard otherwise, but we know that a lobster does not have to be alive at the moment you are cooking it in order to still be good. It is more a matter of the temperature at which the lobster has been kept, and the length of time that has passed, that determines whether it is still good. So how are you to know what to do?

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>>20
Nigger.