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Who here eats their own cum?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 8:34

Who here eats their own cum?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 8:39

You probably do, and that's terrible.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 8:41

but why???

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 9:07

This is why a lot of geeks are fat.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 9:15

>>4
caloric content of jizz is very high

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 1:51

>>5
n this age of calorie and carb counting and required nutrition labeling on foods, everyone wants to know exactly what's in what they're eating. And of course, if you're going to eat cum, it's no different. Unfortunately, it's hard to find exact nutritional data for semen, but here's some information to help you figure out how cum fits into your balanced diet.

What's in Semen?

Obviously, semen contains spermatozoa, but sperm accounts for only a small percentage of spunk. Cum is 90 percent seminal fluid, which is composed of dozens of chemical components. The base of seminal fluid is primarily fructose (sugar) and proteins, with many other trace minerals and substances. Here's a listing of some of semen's ingredients:

* Sugars: Fructose, sorbitol, inositol

* Proteins and amino acids: glutathione, deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA), creatine

* Minerals: Phosphorus, zinc, magnesium, calcium, potassium

* Vitamins: Ascorbic acid (vitamin C), vitamin B12, choline

* Hormones: Testosterone, prostaglandins

* Body byproducts: Lactic acid, urea, uric acid, nitrogen

Is Eating Cum Healthy?

Healthy semen (that is, cum produced by a well-nourished, disease-free male) may in fact be not only safe to eat, but actually good for you. Seminal fluid, the base of cum, is a veritable nutrient-rich soup. Semen is a source of highly concentrated, high-quality protein. In dietary terms, it's comparable to egg whites or gelatin.

Besides protein, semen contains high concentrations of some minerals, such as zinc, and trace amounts of other important nutrients, like calcium and magnesium. While you shouldn't depend on a shot of cum to get your recommended daily allowances of vitamins and minerals, swallowing semen on a regular basis can't hurt as a dietary supplement.

Will Semen Make Me Fat?

Although cum may look creamy and opaque, it contains very little fat, and few calories. One teaspoon of cum contains about 5 calories, and the average ejaculation produces about a tablespoon of semen, for a total of 15 calories. Because of the sugars in seminal fluid, we'd guess that it has a few carbohydrates, but considering the relatively small volume of semen per "serving" we'd guess the total amount to be negligible.

Given that cum is a high-protein, low-carb snack, you'd think the Atkins Diet people would be all over it by now. Plus, when you factor in the calories expended in performing oral sex, chances are you're burning off much more than you're consuming. The only way that swallowing during a blow job will make you fat is if you cover your lover's dick with whipped cream and chocolate syrup.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 2:00

I sometimes lay in bed with my legs swung over the headboard and blow my load into my mouth (and yes I do swallow). Tastes kind of salty with a musky aftertaste. I heared your cum's taste can change depending on the food you eat, I wonder if that is true. I'd love to see an episode of Mythbusters about this XD!

Name: V 2006-08-20 1:11

I've tried it after masturbating, didn't do anyhting for me. It tasted pretty bland, I didn't like it and I didn't dislike it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 1:18

>>7
not a dude

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 1:19

hey guys..if you were stranded on an island you could eat your jism to stay alive

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 1:27

>>10
HAHAHAHA YEAH!  ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING ALL THE CALORIES YOU'LL EXPEND FAPPING!  IT'S LIKE A PERPETUAL MOTHION FAPPING MACHINE UP IN HERE LOLZ

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 5:31

It can be difficult to tell sometimes if a lobster is actually DOA (Dead On Arrival), or just sluggish after the long trip from Boston. One good test is to touch the lobster’s eye and watch for movement (gross, but true). If there are no signs of life, don’t give up yet! You may have heard otherwise, but we know that a lobster does not have to be alive at the moment you are cooking it in order to still be good. It is more a matter of the temperature at which the lobster has been kept, and the length of time that has passed, that determines whether it is still good. So how are you to know what to do?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 5:59

enough with the fucking lobsters christ we went through this shit 5 times yesterday JUST EAT THE FUCKING LOBSTER FUCK

Name: Sgt.Kabu홸ㅪkiman먘Å 2012-05-28 17:39

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-29 1:02

>>14
Nigger.

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