Anyone ever been caught...

...doing the most private of private things?

Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.

There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.

I don't really don't know what else to say.

You should have said, "hey, can you give me hand here?"

why snorkel? dude thats fuckin weird

I lol'd so much D:

"hay hon, how was your snorkel today?"

/b/ copy pasta for the fail

If such an event was real, then I would worry about the OP.  Why?  Because his g/f obviously considers that normal behavior.

>>7
if thats normal, then imagine the possiblities.
mutual snorkel masturbation.

>>6
actually craigslist copypasta.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

>>10
Nigger.

That was an excellent story.

>>11
Tsk.

>>13
Nigger.