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My new g/f.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 1:03

Ok so I am not very popular, but there is this girl who I have been sort of following around since college ended and it's pretty clear I am in love with her, but something happenned and I'm nost sure whether I've fucked everything up or not.

There was this quiet moment when we were queueing for the cinema and I was gazing at her and she looked at me and she said "you look at me all the time because you are in love with me" and I was like D=, then she kissed me. Just a quick kiss like *makku* and I was suddenly like wtf and looked disgusted and everyone else saw this happen and it created such a massive awkward moment that she started snivelling out of humiliation and I thought to myself "omg you're an asshole", so I grabbed her by the waist and the head hugging her and began french kissing her and then she started french kissing me back and during the movie we just snuggled and the only people who looked at me were her friends who said nothing until the movie ended.

So I'm wonderring whether I was being perverted and she only kissed back to avoid humiliation or this is some wonderful romantic moment or something.

lol real life

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 1:16

The latter, you fucked it up

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 1:16

HOW THIS REALLY HAPPENED:

I'm not very popular, (because I jack off to lolita porn in my basement) and I have been stalking this girl since college ended.  I am in love with her and I want to slit her throat because that's the only way we can be together forever. 

I groped her while we were standing in line for the cinema, because she's mine and will soon be forever.  She screamed and backed away, and sprayed me with mace, but that was just emotion overtaking her nervous system. 

I knocked her out with chloroform in the movie theater, and took her home and stuck my dick in her pooper.  I now have her chained up in my basement.

So I'm wondering whether I'm being perverted or if this is some romantic moment meant to last forever or something.

lol real life

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 1:53

um..I think the best idea is to..gee.. ask her?

epic fail

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 2:20

>>3
E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EPIC WIN

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 3:24

BIG SHAKE ON THE BOXCAR MOVIN'
BIG SHAKE TO THE LAND THAT'S FALLEN DOWN
IT'S A WAY THAT MAKES A PALM STOP BLOWN
A BIG BIG STONE FALL AND BREAK MY CROWN

AND AS I WAIT SO LONG...  (so long so long)
YOU NEVER WAIT SO LONG...

HERE COMES YOUR MAN
HERE COMES YOUR MAN
HERE COMES YOUR MAN
HERE COMES YOUR MAN

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 11:56

>>1
PATHETIC

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 16:35

fail

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 17:01

Pooper etc.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 21:49

>>6

You rule, I came to this thread to get 10get simply because of here comes your man.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 2:35

>>10
I found out just a little while ago Here Comes Your Man was about hobos dying in earthquakes.


TAKE ME AWAY TO NOWHERE PLAINS

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 2:36

BTW, >>2, >>6, >>11, >>12 all the same person.

Don't know why I feel the need to point that out.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 5:36

omg thx for your help. I decided to go talk to her and she was at her house and I brought her some ginger bread men, liquor and some video games and said I'm sorry for not calling or anything and that I would do anything to make her feel good and I spent hours at her house cooking and cleaning for her and hugging her whilst she watched the TV, we played CS and civilisation 4 on her pc but she got bored quickly. She went out with her friends for the evenning and was like "sorry there isn't enough space in the cab" and I overheard her saying that I spent the day with her making her sandwiches and things and from their body languagre I could tell they thought I was cute or something so i'm in good with her friends. Then I went home.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 7:56

fail

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 16:13

>>3

I have discovered the greatest plot device.

(X Happened) BECAUSE OF HER COMPLEX FEMALE EMOTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 16:34

>>13
You'll make a good housewife for her. That night she went to fuck some other guy though.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 17:33 (sage)

>>13
LOL fag

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-03 3:24

Name: Sgt.Kabu嬟蟯kiman犬ᾮ 2012-05-28 16:29

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

Name: Anonymous 2012-05-29 1:04

>>19
Nigger.

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