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My new g/f.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 1:03

Ok so I am not very popular, but there is this girl who I have been sort of following around since college ended and it's pretty clear I am in love with her, but something happenned and I'm nost sure whether I've fucked everything up or not.

There was this quiet moment when we were queueing for the cinema and I was gazing at her and she looked at me and she said "you look at me all the time because you are in love with me" and I was like D=, then she kissed me. Just a quick kiss like *makku* and I was suddenly like wtf and looked disgusted and everyone else saw this happen and it created such a massive awkward moment that she started snivelling out of humiliation and I thought to myself "omg you're an asshole", so I grabbed her by the waist and the head hugging her and began french kissing her and then she started french kissing me back and during the movie we just snuggled and the only people who looked at me were her friends who said nothing until the movie ended.

So I'm wonderring whether I was being perverted and she only kissed back to avoid humiliation or this is some wonderful romantic moment or something.

lol real life

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 1:16

HOW THIS REALLY HAPPENED:

I'm not very popular, (because I jack off to lolita porn in my basement) and I have been stalking this girl since college ended.  I am in love with her and I want to slit her throat because that's the only way we can be together forever. 

I groped her while we were standing in line for the cinema, because she's mine and will soon be forever.  She screamed and backed away, and sprayed me with mace, but that was just emotion overtaking her nervous system. 

I knocked her out with chloroform in the movie theater, and took her home and stuck my dick in her pooper.  I now have her chained up in my basement.

So I'm wondering whether I'm being perverted or if this is some romantic moment meant to last forever or something.

lol real life

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