What's a girl to do?

I'm horny as hell, but I don't shlick or get to have sex very often.  What should I do?

1)The plastic handle of a screwdriver is the best thing. Better than a vibe. You can get a good grip on the shaft of the screwdriver ,and the space where the handle conects feels -great- going in and out. Also most screwdrivers has those ridged handles so if you spin it around as you push it'll be great.

2)If you can find a glass bottle with a thin enough neck, the raised points where the cap conects to the bottle feels good, and the glass needs only enough lubrication to get the end in. Getting the end in can be a bit uncomfortable though, and if the bottle is too heavey or to long that can cause you problems too.

3)Cucumbers would work but may be a bit large. If you use a carrot make sure it's very thick and that you cut the thinnest inch or so off the end, or it could break off, or bruise you.

4)Wintergreen/peppermint lotion. Tingly.

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1) squiggle wiggle writer pen

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>>1
Do a barrel roll!

Make a huge wad of Laffy taffy and shove it up your ass.

>>7
doesnt feel as good as you might think

and it will give you oddly colored poo for a day or two.

>>8

Lol. I just heard it from some freaky "girl" in an online game. Oddly colored poo sounds fun.

>>1
Why don't you shlick?

>>10
I don't know.  Just never really got into it I guess.
I wish I had.

Gimmie a call.

I doubt op was a girl.

>>13
Way to bump a five year old thread, genoius.

>>14
"gene-yuss"

>>15
Fuck off ‟Brian”

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>>18
Please be an queer somewhere else, thank you!

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>>20
Nigger.