point for the nerds

i'm 21 and i kissed for the first time today
the ones who didnt do it yet, do it now, its worth it!

Posting in a shitty thread desu~

WOW I BET YOU THINK YOU'RE A REAL SLICK LITTLE TRAIN MAN DONTCHA.

BTW SAGE FOR "LOL N3RD PR1D3" FAGGOTRY.

i kissed a dog's anus at age 9

OH FUCK I DIDN'T SAGE D:

yer mom doesnt count!

>>3
"BTW SAGE FOR..."

FAILED HORRIBLU.

*horribly

I kissed a girl at 6.
Sure, she started crying and I got in really deep shit and my mom got scared and all that, but I did.

Never had a girlfriend though.

>>9
why did you get in trouble?

>>9
He was 25.

>>11
hahhhah

>>10
Sexual harrasment was serious business in the early 90s.  I had to write her an apology (even though I was just then learning how to write, and I dont think she knew how to read very well) and I had detention for about a week.
>>11
I lol'd but try reading better

What's goddamn sexual about 6yo kissing another 6yo? Are the people around you sick or sth?

>>14
If you haven't already gotten it, it was kinda against her will.

or rather, she didn't have much time to tell me "no don't" before my lips were on hers.

you raped her?

cooties are nastay.

>>9
The girl cried because you were 25 when you kissed her.

>>11
I swear to GOD, I didn't even see your post when I put 25.  That's mad psychic yo!

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

>>19
Nigger.