i want to be a lolita-boy

and i want an older guy/bear to suck me off.


:(

WTF, A BEAR?

GTFO, FURFAG!

>>2
duh, it means an older dude with masculinity.

>>3
WTF are you on about?

>>4
you fail at being a homosexual

>>5

o_O

Ok...

>>1
Me too. I want to also dress like cute loli. Let's be lolita boys together? :(

>>1
>>7
Post some goddamn pics immediately to satisfy my raging boner

Gunstar Super Heroes is a new game based on a traditional Sega sidescroller. With unlimited ammo and unlimited enemies, this is a fine way to kill time in line.

You choose from two team members - Red or Blue. Both are young boys. One is the honorable, straightforward type and the other is the rebel, whiny type. Really, it has little effect on gameplay besides the dialogue spoken and a few other situations.

The plot is pretty meaningless. In essence you have to go through level after level of enemies, slaying them all with your choice of 3 weapons. One shoots straight blue beams, one shoots circular red ones, and the third shoots zig-zag green ones. You can pop between them at whim and as all have infinite ammo, you can just blast away.

The sound is fine, a loop of tinny music that keeps you moving along through the missions. Sometimes you're jumping on platforms, sometimes you're running down tunnels. You spin in circles, look for enemy weak spots, and the "GO" arrows keep you moving in the right direction.

I wish they could have had room to put an actual health bar for yourself and your enemy. Instead they show a countdown of actual digit numbers (say 100 vs 42) and you have to watch those count down to zero. Since you are often in massive 100-on-1 battles with hordes of creatures, it'd be easier to glance up at a bar vs reading a tiny number.

Also, some of the backgrounds are exceedingly (and unnecessarily) busy, meaning that the character doesn't stand out very well against them. It's hard to see your character amidst all the color-jumble behind him. A game should be a challenge of skills, not a challenge of picking out the pixel-pieces that represent you.

Finally, the game is REALLY short. I think they could have fit several more mission levels easily into the set, to give us more playing time.

That all being said, Gunstar Super Heroes is quite a fun mindless blasting game that's easy to put down and pick up. It's perfect for playing on a bus or train ride, or while you wait around for any reason.

Well recommended.

i want to be a lolitaboy with delicious flat chest and small thin body. who wears knee hi socks

>>9
Relevant.

>>11
i would post pictures but i cant be bothered. i mean i'd love to attention whore but i am lazy.

i want a brawny guy to hold down my small boyish body and forcibly fellate me :(

*forcibly fellates you, while fingering your tight, tiny anus*

gb2 france fags

>>14
*unnnhh please, don't... oh..* *heavy breathing*

I am an exorcist who drove out an evil spirit from >>1.
I'm very sorry >>1 had started this thread.
I apologize if this thread has hurt your feelings.
Normally >>1 is a kind boy who could not harm even a fly.
But one day, out of curiosity >>1 played Kokkuri-san.
He may have done it only for fun, but his curiosity affected his fate.
What occurred to >>1? An evil spirit possessed him.
>>1 was no longer what he had been.
Everyday, with raising a strange cry, >>1 would urinate, defecate, or wound himself suddenly.
Then >>1 would sit at the personal computer in his room obsessively, devote himself completely to destroying bulletin boards.
His parents were completely at a loss what to do with their son, asked me to exorcize the devil from >>1.
I rushed to >>1's home and what I saw was a horrible sight.
>>1's whole body was covered with scars. He gave off a bad smell.
>>1 was muttering "Mansei, Mansei" in a low voice.
Right away, with uttering an incantation, I sprinkled Holy water on >>1.
An ordinary devil would have gone away at this point.
But this one was hard to defeat. At the end I was yelling at it, rather than uttering an incantation.
After the struggle I had succeeded in driving out this devil from >>1.
Now peace had returned to his family.
I believe >>1 will never behave eccentrically, nor start a thread like this.
To the readers of my letter, let me give you some advice, though it may be superfluous. It would be better to keep away from Kokkuri-san and the like.

I want to be lolita boyslave for dirty old man :(

>>18
why does everyone in 4chan want to be the cute, innocent loli type? (me included boohoo) where are the powerful dominant manly types?

I am powerful dominant manly type. Unfortunately I have a cute, innocent loliboy body.

>>20
i guess you have to find someone very very small, and thin so you can overpower them.

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>>22
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