doing something drastic

as all of you know, i live in boring suburban existence. (all 4chaners do right?)
day in day out. go thru motions. plod along.

i am so utterly bored that i am gonna do something drastic to shake things up. i'm going to murder someone and try and get away with it. if i get caught that's alright too.

only thing is, i cant think of anyone in my life that i would bother to put in the effort to murder. i'm thinking of just picking some random person.

i'm not disturbed or psychotic, but would like to do something shocking for the sake of it. and placid ol' anonymous is gonna do just that.

kill yourself

Kill a republican and then leave his lifeless body in the middle of a black or messican neighborhood.
   
Come on, you know you want to

>>2
no, that's lame. i'd rather murder several innocents and get locked up, because it would be more interesting.

See if you can immitate the Zodiac killer.

>>5
that's gonna be a movie right? no idea what its about though.


i think i'd like to be one of those serial killers who looks all normal and vanilla on the outside, but is pure (well spoken and articulate) evil deep down.

i'm thinking of carving up people to spell out 4 C H A N or maybe sniping at innocents from a distance.

KILL ALL MINORITIES AND FOREIGNERS!

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Kill many small black children. Take them to your local NAACP chapter and spell out "Niggers suck" on the front lawn with the corpses.

You could murder yourself. Nobody would even try to stop you!

>>15 got the right idea.

SHIT

[b]SH[i]I[/b][u]T[/i]

kill me :)

kill me

Come kill me quick!
4320 Gary Avenue
Apartment 6D
Tarene, VA

>>8
I lol'd.

fuck a goat. tis fun.

You, like the rest of us, just need something challenging to do. Go buy a Snickers. I wunt a Snickers.

>>1
V TECH JUST KICKED IN YO

>>1
You may not be disturbed or psychotic, but you are depressed. Or a troll.
In this is real, see a doctor immediately.


In your a troll, then go ahead and kill some people and get anally rooted in prison; It won't be boring, that's for sure. Before you kill someone though, ask them if they like mudkips, and let them go if they know what your talking about.

You just need to have the right buttons pushed. Why don't you try something you've never done before? Why don't we all fucking try that!? Go skydiving or something. Go shoot up a school and when the police ask you WTF you're doing, say your VTEC hose fell off.

>>1
"i'm not disturbed or psychotic, but would like to do something shocking for the sake of it"

errr. doing things for the "sake of it" is psychotic y'know...

Kill a nigger. You know they wont be missed.

Go to china town and bukkake some girls then chop off their head and bukkake their torso. Of course you need some friends to do this with you. Or you have so much semen to cover an entire chinagirl head in fluid.

>>29 Hallucinations and delusions are psychotic, you dolt. Learn what the fuck you're talking about before you talk big on the internetz.

>>33
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>>33
Nigger.