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Holding It In

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 0:14

I'm trying to see how long I can hold my shit in for before it just oozes out of my ass one day and soils my underwear.

Name: Anonymous 2007-04-17 16:28 ID:M5gwVTLv

>>16 I think that's what it was called.
>>15 One stuck fire crackers inside her ass around the shit and blew her whole ass off. Another banged her head into a wall with the pain, before taking butter/really soft cheese and smearing it around her asshole to encourage some rats/mice to eat the shit out of it.
The first girl tries to pull it out of her ass, or rather scrape it out with a fork. When it fails because the shit is just too hard, she takes a box cutter and cuts her asshole to try at open it wider. She continues to cut up over her vagina and along her stomach to get it all out, eventually realising that the reason she couldn't get it out before was because it filled the whole of her intestines.
Maggots were crawling all around her asshole.
If your post was sarcasm, then you're just as welcome to this as if you genuinely wanted it.

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