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How do you fap?

Name: Master-Bates 2006-08-12 11:14

How do YOU fap?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 11:57

I fap using Mayim Bialik(Blossom)

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 11:59

>>2

And I don't mean her current version. I fap with the version from 1991 !

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 14:58

by squeezing it out

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-12 19:03

Fixed action pattern
Fabrika automobila Priboj
Fair Access Policy
Federal Aid Primary
Federal Art Project
FORTRAN Assembly Program
Familial adenomatous polyposis
Free Action Potion
Formulate A Plan
Family Assistance Plan
Fuerza Area del Peru
Força Aérea Portuguesa

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 0:01

With sandpaper. Oh shi-

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 0:47

20 strokes at 80 degrees, then
25 strokes at a 44 degree angle, then
15 strokes at 80 degrees, then
I slap my cock up against my desk a few times, then
I switch hands and stroke at a faster pace for 13.298 sec.
repeat as necessary;
Bust a nut into an old sock I won't be wearing ever again.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 0:50

left hand for steady application
right hand for higher concentration stimualation
both hands at shaft for pre-orgasm operation
both hands near head for intra-orgasm traversement.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 1:36

>>6

with iron wool you big retard, cant beat the sensation of your fore skin being ripped to shreds by metal

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 2:23

>>9
i know right??

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 2:34

Finger up butt, cock in hand. Strike truuuuuuuuue

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 7:21

>>7
I just rewash the socks generally, otehrwise i have to buy like ten pairs a week.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 13:32

Socks are awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 13:35

With my hand.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 14:26

>>11
faggot

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 17:54

I usually put on my favorite heterosexual porn (containing a vast amount of penises, mostly clothed females using hands with gloves on or feet with socks on to wank off small pathetic dix) and just go at it. At a random interval, I will take my hand to my mouth and lick off the sweat and other stuff. I like anime, like Inuyasha and I can't get enough of the cute cocks - errr, girls in /s/.

Name: Your mom 2006-08-13 18:15

I put my hand on my dick and move it up and down. :O

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 18:29

I dont do any of that, I have never rubbed the entire length of my cock with my hand.

I have another method. I scrunch up my foreskin over the end of my cock to create a pad of foreskin above the cock-end.

ok the finger has 3 bones from the knuckle, if u look at the first bone up from the knuckle there is like a joint to the 2nd bone, I call this the 2nd knuckle. I close my fist in a way so that the 2nd knuckle is pointing out instead of the knuckl. So there is a bend between the 1st and second finger bone, but no bend between the first finger and the hand.

I then place the row of 2nd finger bones on top of the pad of foreskin and press it down against my pelvic bone and I then rube the 2nd knuckle on the end of my cock. Sometimes I do this using my finger tips rubbing the pad of foreskin very quickly. With enough practice I you can vibrate the cock in a number of manners and apply pressure to pleasure spots using the 2nd knucle and 2nd and 3rd rows of finger bones.

Apart from using a pussy to get off and wet dreams this is the only way I have come.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 18:38

>>18
LOL Fap-jutsu

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 18:48

I fap into my hand, then slap it in my mothers face.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-13 20:59

I usually sit on my hand until it falls asleep, then I start cutting in my dick with a sharp knife until my feeling comes back. It feels like getting guroed by a totally different person!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 17:28

does no1 else get thier dog to nibble on it then?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 17:29

>>22
i do sometimes if i fel like

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 21:15

Does any1 else get little kids to nibble on it in the park.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-14 22:39

>>24
only on sundays.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 9:25

yeah Sunday is the best park day no doubts

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 22:43

altho the zoo can be kinda groovy sunday mornings, hungry animals.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 23:23

>>27
what animal provides best suction? is there a review site i can refer to?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 23:28

>>28
Octipi.  Duh.  Or elephants.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-15 23:51

>>29
great, i'll take 2 elephants then. how much?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 0:25

Family members, anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 3:53

Id go with the elephaht. though it could get a little edgy sometimes.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 11:53

i fap to pictures of moths

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 12:00

blue birds

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 16:50

I use my mouth.  THREAD OVAR!!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 17:14

as hard as a farmer man can

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 19:39

I fap using my ion ray flux capacitator.

I stick my wang into the gears and let it jerk it around and finally turn it into plasma.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 20:22

>>35
Shut up my brother died that way.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 20:36

KEYBOARD

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-16 20:44

In public restrooms into the urinal when no one's looking

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-17 12:06

in your mums mouth, while i sneak a snake on your plane

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 0:01

with my tits showing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-18 10:10

>>42
You fap over your own boobs?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-19 9:45

Hentai anyone?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 9:15

i dont fap, ever. Fap's me instead!

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-20 9:18

>>43
what, you don't fap in front of a mirror? are you people that ugly?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 19:39

>>46
I get you mum to hold the mirror, then she faps me

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 20:03

I actually usually fap with my dick still in my pants(or under covers) and going down my leg, then pull out just before I come and use whichever cum receptacle I have at hand(sock, floor, my little brother...nah just kidding about the floor).
It's really hard for me to cum with my dick not covered.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 20:22

I'm suprised no one is interested in my method of fapping.
>>18
I think it is quite original and I am wonderring what the length-rub method of fapping is like.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 21:23

flood bump

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 21:58

with a pen in my uretra

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-21 23:50

You guys are creative! I never imagined there was so many ways to fap.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-22 8:35

My nigger faps for me

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-22 8:36

>>51
you asshole. i invented that. I, INVENTED THAT!!!!!!! NIGGER STOLE MY IDEA

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-22 9:25

I fap with onto legos.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-22 12:38

i do it while I'm running from the po-po

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-22 15:50

i am fapping right now

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-27 5:49

bothhands lube in shower XD

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-27 13:41

>>48
you asshole. i invented that. I, INVENTED THAT!!!!!!! NIGGER STOLE MY IDEA

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-27 13:44

>>57
I second that.

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-09 1:45

thirded

Name: Anonymous 2006-09-09 1:58

i spread peanut butter all over my sausage then kneel naked in a room full of dogs

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-29 1:10

>>63
Nigger.

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