I am currently dieing of cancer and have come here for some light relief and hopefully some inventive ideas as to what to do with my last few days..... any suggestions will be gratefully recieved.
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Anonymous2006-08-09 7:26
why would someone dying browse 4chan? you'd think theyd be spending that time playing golf, dining out and expensive callgirls.
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Anonymous2006-08-09 7:49
>>2
Dude, i am looking for ideas to do on the days i am dieing, no way im dieing here
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Anonymous2006-08-09 7:51
>>3
youre still wasting precious fun time. if you are in fact 'dieing' of cancer.
you should do hara-kiri just before death to be hardcore
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Anonymous2006-08-09 7:55
>>4
Dude, do u know how shitty this whole things makes me feel, id rather be in relative comfort at home enjoying myself than out in a shit load of pain wincing with my every move. When its safe enough for me to have more morphine i shall venture outside, that isnt for a while tho, unless i want to OD
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Anonymous2006-08-09 8:03
>>5
if you are serious, condolences.
if joke, FUCK YOU FOR ABUSING MY SYMPATHY
you should spend time with people you like (and make em feel guilty and get them to buy stuff for you)
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Anonymous2006-08-09 8:04
>>6
Maybe spend time with people but theres no point in me gettin them to buy stuff for me when i will be gone shortly
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Anonymous2006-08-09 8:06
>>7
i know! make them have sex with you. you can't leave without experiencing their junk first
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Anonymous2006-08-09 8:32
>>8
lol, i like that idea, however to tell u the truth i am so full of morphine i wouldnt be able to get it up and amn't really horny anyway. This whole thing kinda takes it outta u. Would norm have been a great idea tho.
well, i never thought 4chan would let me down in my darkess hour so badly, glad i wasted so much of my life replying to your shitty threads. FUCK YOU ALL.