Dear girls...

You all lurk too much.  What are your opinions on the following:

Unrealistic female idealism
Large breasts on thin frames
Surprise sex
Spooge
What boards do you hang out in most? 
And what's your Myspace?

1) it sucks, but we all have it.
2) Its too poutta proportional, you dont see a fat chick with no tits do you?
3) RAEP IZ GUD YA?
4) >_>
5) /b/, duh.
6) No.

1: Lol.
2: Gross.
3: Gross.
4: Gross.
5: "/b/, duh."
6: www.myspace.com/iamafaggot. Except not.

>>2

actually I've seen flat fat chicks D;

-idealism has a time and place. movies, magazines, etc
-not a fan of plastic grafted onto greyhound bodies, but naturally thin figures are fine
-welcome to 2 yrs ago
-pft
-that.. is private information!
-myspace is for preteens who want lots of praise and adulation. i am a college WOMAN so myspace can fuck off.

1) all women must die
2) all women must die
3) all women must die
4) all women must die
5) /all women must die/
6) www.myspace.com/all_women_must_die

selfish bitches.

>>5
rofl a "woman" on 4chan.

>>7
so?

Dammit, those questions were no good. Let me try:

1. Are you straight, straight who likes lesbian porn, bi, or lesbian?
2. Like anal sex?
3. Can you squirt?
4. Do you masturbate while you're in your period?
5. What do you think of watersports?

>>2 = me.

1. Straight and lesbian pr0n.
2. No, it hurts. No pain for pleasure kthx.
3. Indeed.
4. Wtfk, who doesn't.
5. Fun, of course ^_^.

>>10
Are you a goddamned pakistani?  Because I hate pakistanis.

I had to work with this pakistani guy at the gas station, I swear I never understood a word he said, but he got me fired by telling me that I could get free sandwiches because I worked there, then to find out from my manager that I can't.

I fucking hate pakistanis.  I hope their country gets bombed back to hell by india.

>>11
I know this guy.  This is his standard speech when he's trying to pick up girls.

>>1
1. Dumb
2. Nothing wrong with big breasts, but put 'em on a healthy looking woman, not a pencil.
3. Lol what about it?
4. Hahaha oh wow
5. /a/, /cm/, /co/, /v/, /ic/
6. Don't have a MySpace. MySpace is for people who like to type like elementary children.

>>9
1. Straight. Just straight.
2. No.
3. Yes.
4. Sometimes.
5. Gross.

Why do girls visit /b/?  To see how many insults they can take?

THERE ARE NO GIRLS ON 4CHAN, YOU'RE ALL FUCKING MORONS

>>11

British =p.

I have only just discovered the 4chan text boards. WTF.

>>17
FYI: /NewDis/ > All other text boards on 4chan.

>>15 Seconded at least no girls that we would wanna screw.  then you have the stupid 14 year old girls that got raped by daddy and want to post themselves as CP, then the nasty fuckers that enjoy and post MOAR!!!! you are stupid and need to GTFO!

There are female anonmyi.  But they won't admit to what turns them on.

>>20 Atleast wont admit it truthfully

I shall enlighten you as to my breasted being.

I am Ina. A female, more-or-less...</obscure Anne Rice refrence>

You all lurk too much. 
Actually, I''m an avid go-er of /cm/, /b/, and /f/...
...and /d/.

What are your opinions on the following:

Unrealistic female idealism
It's stupid, but for teh most part, I ignore it. I make no effort to make myself 'perfect' as I am who I am. I don't wear make-up because, well, fuck, if you're gonna wake up beside me, you're gonna see me without make-up anyways. Get use dto it early in the game...
I don't dress pretty, I wear jeans, long skirts,a nd the occasional men's poloshirt. Ina ll fairness I prefer crossdressing.


Large breasts on thin frames
This is disgusting. I am...erm, I suppose mildly bisexual, I do prefer the women-types to look at, however. Preferably butch ones though I, myself, apperently look a bit like drew Barrymore. Smaller breasts are more comfortable, actually; easier on teh back - yes, large breasts can cause back problems - and as for thin frames, for fuck sake eat something you god-damned whores. D:


Surprise sex
A mildly sensitive topic as I've experienced. It's nice to do in the Roleplaying with the texts. It's nice to look at in teh porns. In the real-life fantasies or actualities, no thanks. Fucking being raped when I was seven gave me vaginismus...wiki it.



Spooge
Eh, it's not a turn on, really. Fun to watch though. I'm easilly amused. Can anyone post that gif of teh guy with, like, I swear he was pumping out two cups of fucking cum. D: God, that was hilarious!


What boards do you hang out in most?
I left /y/ as it's corrupt. I like /gif/, /cgl/, /b/, /f/ and /cm/ most. Yes, CM despite being a lesbian. D:


And what's your Myspace?
Myspace sickens me. But I'm open to raindom AIM Convos. <3
inafayeiii <-rawr

Any other questions?

>>22
>>Any other questions?

Where IS Waldo, anyway?

>>23 Teaching Spiderman how to shot web?
 

>>16
I am not british god damn it!  I am a god damned american like all of you!  I don't eat no god damned crupets and wash it down with tea while wearing flannel pants and going to do aerobics in a ski uniform!  Just shut the fuck up!

>>25

I'm British, cretin.
And I think crumpets and tea are disgusting, I wear geek shit, and sports suck x_x.

However, at least us Brits don't have national weight issues, a shitty rip-off language and food issues. For gods sake, the chocolate over there tastes like shit, and you tourists are so bloody rude ><;.

Anyway, BOT, girls like being slaves to their partner, aslong s they are slaves to them too =]. So don't be lazy fuckers. Oh, and no girls believein dates here, its either a one-night thing, or a relationship.

I thought americans where just british people who got lost?

>>27
Nope.   We left because you were all being a bunch of assholes.

>>22

So how well is Yuri portrayed?

What does [rem] do?

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>>31
Nigger.