OMFG, SUV MOM KILL

http://www.divisiontwo.com/articles/parttimemom1.htm

This woman seriously pisses me off. Please spam her email with me

>>1
Car jealousness detected.

Solution: Don't be pussy and get a BIGGER car or even tank and drive over her SUV.

>>2
"I'm talking specifically about that modern urban blight professional mothers like myself have to deal with every single day -- small cars taking up the road."

>>2 Shut the fuck up, idiot american.


Big cars are for people with tiny dicks. Including her.

But how will she explain the maiming of happy families to her gay toddler?  Even if they are guilty of having sufficiently sized dicks to drive normal cars.

No one actually takes this article seriously right? Right?
Please tell me no one took this article seriously

I don't take it seriously, but it makes fun of a very american custom of making terribly inefficient, oversized, ugly, stupid, wasteful cars they call SUVs. Americans stay in line with their gas worshipping religion by burning it thrice as fast as they'd need, then complaining than it's expensive. Who cares about the environment when you can drive a SUV. I hope when the Earth turns into a desert, or freezes, America is the first country to notice, and all these SUVs stop working.

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy

>>8
Nigger.