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Best tips to bring a woman to orgasm

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-29 14:35

So, tonight I'm probably going to do it for the first time (lol, virgin, I know I know) but I figured some dudes around here might actually have some experience in this area. So what are your best tips to bring her to an orgasm? How about giving her more than one?

From what little I know I figure I'll do alright, but I like hearing from actual real people (on teh interwebz!) *cough* so yeah. How do I know if she's faking it? Any way to tell? Can women really keep going from one orgasm to the next, like by us  doing the same routine? Is one position enough to go all the way  at least once or do you generally have to use more than one?

How about oral, do they really like it only on their clit and not inside that much? Do you agree that women can reach the big O from almost any kind of stimulation? Some men claim to be able to do that with just their nipples.

Bonus question: Do you think the world would be a better place if women got off as quickly as us guys do? I think that'd be freakin awesome if we could give them one in minutes without much work at all. I'd love to be able to pleasure a woman any time, anywhere like that.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 12:22

>>40
A 14 year old troll. Who sucks at internet no less.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 12:36

>>38
Don't worry about the name/number mix up. It happens. What you said though was more reassuring. I didn't know they could have orgasms so quickly like that. I had assumed that one for them is a huge deal and it takes some time to come back down or start wanting more again.

Oh well, more assumptions that don't get me anywhere. I say I need more practice!

Name: Blu 2006-07-31 12:54

well considering >>40 is me, it would be hard for me to be 14. I'm 21, anyways

>>42 Ya they can, it can actually be a bit frightening to think how much they can orgasm over and over again without it wearing them out, which is why i mentioned the whole "get her close a few times then make her cum" THAT will wear her the fuck out or piss her off depending (some girls HATE being teased, but i still do it anyway because it takes the control away from the girl and she cant do anything about it, but believe me it'll wear her ass out, if you get her close a bunch of times then make her cum. It'll be so powerful she'll most likely be climbing up the wall from it.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 13:19

>>43
Sounds like a plan. Now if only I could get her to be more talkative about it. Or get back with the girl I used to be with. Then I'd have a better chance of figuring out what's going on with the female body.

Name: Blu 2006-07-31 13:39

>>44 Talkative about what? You mean just being more vocal during the act in general? or afterwards when to talk to her about what she liked/or didnt like? I just tell a girl that im encouragable... so if i dont get any response back during the act well then i'll stop what im doing a change until i do. Or in some cases if she just wants to not say anything at all or be completely quiet then i'll just stop. but thankfully that hasn't happened to me yet but i have heard of girls that are like that

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 15:17

I wouldn't take tips from anonymous trolls on the internet, especially not the population of anonymous trolls from 4chan.

Your best choice is to compare the possible number of orifices she will let you use, to the number of orifices you're going to use. Then find the actual orifices, discluding ones that smell like fish or talk too much, leaving perhaps but one orifice. Conclude that this is indeed her pooper, and stick it in.

Name: Blu 2006-07-31 16:05

>>46 yet you post as anonymous...so...gtfo...idiot

Name: LANZER 2006-07-31 21:05

GAIA IS BETTER THAN 4CHAN!!


WWW.GAIAONLINE.COM

Name: Blu 2006-07-31 21:10

>>48 your stupid....gtfo

Name: GAIA IS BETTER TAN JOO, JEW!! 2006-07-31 21:11

LANZER

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 21:13

>>50
GAIA IS A SHITTY COMMERCIAL MYSPACE/NEOPETS CROSSOVER.

STFU.

Name: Blu 2006-07-31 21:17

>>50 Exactly dumbass

Name: FUCK OFF, GAIAN HATER!!! 2006-07-31 21:22

LANZER, HATER OF /B/

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-31 21:39

>>53 Good now go away faggot

Name: Cheez Its 2006-07-31 22:10

LAWLZ@GAIAVS4CHAN

Name: Blu 2006-07-31 23:35

anyways BTT, anymore questions?

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 2:27

>>50 Holy Hell, you're an idiot.

Name: Fortram 2006-08-01 2:41 (sage)

I'd expect to see this sort of topic over at Gaia, which is inhabited by 13 year old virgins. Oh well, losers on the internet lolol

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 2:46

>>45
She just didn't talk much while we were into it. Afterwards she was just smiley and talked about other stuff. She seemed happy enough, but it was awkward at the time.

My guess is we should talk about it more beforehand, we just kinda went for it... Anyhow, I think that answers my questions for now. Thanks.

By the way, it's odd that more guys didn't have something to share. Too bad. Reading stuff like this used to totally wet my appetite for it.

Name: Blu 2006-08-01 3:40

>>59 Unfortunately i dont think most of the ppl that look through these boards have much of a life other than a keyboard and jpgs. So there wouldnt be very many people that actually know much about sex other than what they're hand has given them. I would say, if you want her more vocal during, then tell her, and if she isnt complying with your request then stop right in the middle of it, which she wont like so then she'll start to give you what you want. Men train Women just as much as Women train Men, they just like to think they train us more. Which as a man myself i highly beg to differ. BTW this thread is starting to die so i guess if anymore of you have questions, and you dont think your to good for myspace then hit me up, www.myspace.com/fast95dodge and dont be all immature about the fact that i have one ok? It works for me.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 3:51

>>58 Yes, we just know that so many thirdteen year-olds are deprived of their virginity because they do not go to a site that has over 700000000 posts.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 4:49

so im at the camp and im with the people im usualy with and they have there 9 year old neighbor with them and she looks realy bored so i go and talk to her and it truns out she's like a little horny slut so she and i start hanging out then she asks to see my PENIS so i show it to her and the people she is with "find out" and tell me iv "crossed the line", "to old to whip out my PENIS" and "havnt known her long enuff to play with PENIS in front of her" long story short i desided to leave early because i got so depressed and sick or the world i wanted to kill my self im still realy depressed because she was like the little sister i never had but what i realy want to know is what the hell is the world coming to that your not aloud to touch your PENIS with a freind who is younger than you! btw im 18

Name: Blu 2006-08-01 13:30

>>58 >>61 I dont know much about that site for one and two, if your 13 your most likely not going to get laid anyways. Im not saying it doesnt happen, but most likely it wont

>>62 She's 9 and your 18...your twice her age you sick fuck!! If she was 16 i could see it, maybe possibly even if she was 15, but you need some professional help, before you rape some little girl and take away her innocence. You need to be found and shot, or go ahead, do the world a favor and kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2006-08-01 14:22 (sage)

4chan is 18+ only. Kids GTFO

Name: Blu 2006-08-01 23:32

>>64 dont we all wish.

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-27 16:40

>>66
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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-29 1:39

>>67
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