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I got the following email from a friend's nine year old sister. What should I do?


Hi

Today I had a cow (I gave birth to it)

It is a girl and I named it sexy (cuz it is)

How are you on this fine night?

I’m sad because there are no more sexy men to play with L

So I decided too play with pug but his winkey poked me so instead of playing we did something else

If you can guess what then I’ll tell you now It was fun!

Then I tickled him until his closed fell.

Next I went to find you but you weren’t home

So I’ll ask you now will you be my boyfriend?

Please say yes other I’ll murder you in your sleep.

And then I’ll bump you (with something other then my hand) until I have the right amount of pleasure.

After that I’ll through you off a cliff!

Tootles

Love

     -your soon to be girl friend (or else)
 

HAHAAAA

LOOOOOLL

your fucked ;)
she's only giving u 1 choice :P I mean dying is not an option!

or.. commit suicide! ( do not forget to wear a 4chan T-shirt ^^)

I don't think a nine year old is able to murder you.
ou can also make a certain profit out of this nine-year old lady ;)

ow.. if you wanna make profit..
try not to hurt her ;)

you're complaining?

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>>4
Nigger.