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How to explain 4chan?!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 8:11

I keep bragging to my friends how cool 4chan is, and of course I use all the memes and shit, but they want to know what it is. If I tell them the site, I fear they will go to the wrong section at first *AHEM*/d/*AHEM* and be freaked out.

So how do I discuss 4chan?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 8:39

what memes do you use?

"har, har, pool's closed. we gots aids, har, har."

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 9:13

GNARLY, DUDE!

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 16:51

So what if they go to /d/? At least they will find out what 4chan is.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 17:49

What is the 4chan?

Unfortunately noone can be...told what the 4chan is. You have to see it for yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 18:37

a miserable little pile of secrets

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 18:43

A place where innocence dies.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 18:46

>>7
So true. =)

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 19:01

>>6
Darn you beat me to it. Doesn't it sound perfect? "What is a 4chan?"
"A miserable pile of secrets.

In other words I can't tell you."

It's so true.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 19:17 (sage)

FOURCHAN IS 18+ ONLY
YOUR FRIENDS
ARE TOO FUCKING YOUNG
TO BROWSE THIS SITE

AND SO ARE YOU

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 22:09

tell them that 4chan is a cp and pedo site.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 23:09

4chan is a collective consciousness, many minds piled into one giant mass where the individual becomes meaningless and all that remains is an unimaginable power.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 23:11

4chan isn't cool.

It sucks and every user should be ashamed.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-23 23:39

The Scum of Internet Forums.

That's what I tell people when I talk about 4chan. XD

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 1:25

SARCASTIC COMMENTS R TEH AWESOME!!!!11

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 1:43

4chan is the 2000 somethingeth most visited site on the internet. holy shit.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 6:13

First rule of 4chan:
YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT 4CHAN
Second rule of 4chan:
YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT 4CHAN

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 7:58

you shouldnt just go around telling people you go to 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 13:11 (sage)

4chan is lyke cewl you guys. My parents like forbid me to go anywhere and say whatever. so freaky christian but here on 4chan i can let out all my inner frustratíon. I can for example say..... shit! and piss! or even... fuck...
Shit internet is so a fuckcool piss ass rectum place. Rite, you guys?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 16:10

HAHA YOUR FRIENDS ARE GOING TO BE PISSED

if we're lucky they'll stab you to death

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 18:11

4chan is like the inside of the only working stall at a very popular bar.  You sit inside, doing your business, and looking at all of the graffiti left by those who came before.  There is a pen in your pocket.  Go ahead, grab it, and scribble something down.

You keep going to this bar, and while you never actually meet most of the other patrons, you carry on meaningless conversations about topics to keep you busy while you shit.

And that's 4chan.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 18:23

4chan is like a game. You can't win, but you lose more the longer you stay

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 18:26

4chan is like a box of chocolates, but all of the chocolates are filled with dispair.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 19:05

one board makes you larger and one board makes you small.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 19:12

4chan is like an insane asylum.  People think they're cool and can make witty banter but in actuality they're just nutties talking to themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 19:18

4chan is like Gantz, itl fuck you up in more ways then one

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 19:21

4chan is like an internet ghetto.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 20:40

4chan is

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 20:41

>>28

Whoa, man, that's just like... whoa.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 23:04

4chan is a shithole of gold

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 23:06

>>28
I agree.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 23:08

>>24
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT PENIS???

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-24 23:53

>>32

isnt that what 4chan is about?

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-25 0:17

>>1
If your friends freak out when they see /d/ they're useless fucks and you should get goof friends.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-25 21:48

>>28

FAIL.

4chan is...

The dot dot dot is vital you idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-26 0:01

>>35
elipsis, you mean

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-26 4:21

>how cool 4chan is, and of course I use all the memes and shit
No, memes doesn't make 4chan cool. Memes are _stupid_ and you win at failing.

Name: Anonymous 2006-07-26 5:10

4chan is like a natural graveyard. Where people go to die, and leave the remenants of their innocence to fossilize. /b/, is a group of people laughing at them and urinating on the memorials.

>>21
That is the best description ever. If I ever have to explain it, that's what I'd use.

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Name: Anonymous 2012-05-27 16:47

>>39
Nigger.

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